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Offline KAT J'inn

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J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« on: June 17, 2005, 10:56:59 am »
Lesson One:


Take one office full of secretaries.  All of them on diets.  All of them worried about summer bikini season.

Go to Krespy Kreme.

Buy a few dozen dounuts and bring them to the office.

Plop them down in the lunch room.

Grab a cup of coffee, sit back, and enjoy the trauma.


Man . . .  I love slow Friday summers at the office.   I get to be creative to avoid boredom.

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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2005, 10:58:03 am »
Quote from: KAT J'inn on June 17, 2005, 10:56:59 am


Man . . .  I love slow Friday summers at the office.   I get to be creative to avoid boredom.



Ah, so you have time to work on that map . . .
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2005, 11:05:29 am »
Sadly  . . . or perhaps luckily . . . my office computer can bearly handle Spider Solitaire much less that map program.

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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2005, 01:30:20 pm »
Advanced S.O.B. Training......

Screenshot J'inn's post

Call J'inn on cellphone and see how much starting PP you can get for your AOTK account provided you don't send above screenshot to his secretaries  ;D
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2005, 01:36:42 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 17, 2005, 01:30:20 pm
Advanced S.O.B. Training......

Screenshot J'inn's post

Call J'inn on cellphone and see how much starting PP you can get for your AOTK account provided you don't send above screenshot to his secretaries  ;D

He's not answering.  ;) Left a message.

Stephen
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2005, 03:39:56 pm »
Quote from: Stephen, AKA Sirgodhand Jr. on June 17, 2005, 01:36:42 pm
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 17, 2005, 01:30:20 pm
Advanced S.O.B. Training......

Screenshot J'inn's post

Call J'inn on cellphone and see how much starting PP you can get for your AOTK account provided you don't send above screenshot to his secretaries  ;D

He's not answering.  ;) Left a message.

Stephen

I left a Dominoes pizza order.  I'm hungry. ;D
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2005, 05:19:07 pm »
Quote from: KAT J'inn on June 17, 2005, 10:56:59 am
Lesson One:


Take one office full of secretaries.  All of them on diets.  All of them worried about summer bikini season.

Go to Krespy Kreme.

Buy a few dozen dounuts and bring them to the office.

Plop them down in the lunch room.


Sneak into lunch room, steal donuts and replace them with rice cakes and lime green jello.

Wait for inevitable " Jinn, are you saying we need to lose weight?!?! " comments from secretaries.

Smile and watch the carnage

Mat, the Bastard School graduate
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2005, 07:25:16 pm »
Notice who shows up when we start talking about donuts. . . .
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2005, 12:07:21 am »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on June 17, 2005, 07:25:16 pm
Notice who shows up when we start talking about donuts. . . .

Yeah, but nobody mentioned skanks, so what the hell are YOU doing in this thread?

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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2005, 12:55:43 am »
OOF! :o

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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2005, 03:04:33 am »
Quote from: Matsukasi on June 18, 2005, 12:07:21 am
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on June 17, 2005, 07:25:16 pm
Notice who shows up when we start talking about donuts. . . .

Yeah, but nobody mentioned skanks, so what the hell are YOU doing in this thread?

 ;D

I think he was lured by the title under your callsign Mat, one word of it anyhow  ;)
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2005, 06:00:49 pm »
Quote from: Matsukasi on June 18, 2005, 12:07:21 am
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on June 17, 2005, 07:25:16 pm
Notice who shows up when we start talking about donuts. . . .

Yeah, but nobody mentioned skanks, so what the hell are YOU doing in this thread?

 ;D

+1 for one of the best come backs I've seen in a looong time, Mat.  Well done, sir.
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2005, 09:16:35 pm »
Quote from: KAT J'inn on June 17, 2005, 10:56:59 am
Lesson One:

Take one office full of secretaries.  All of them on diets.  All of them worried about summer bikini season.

Go to Krespy Kreme.

Buy a few dozen dounuts and bring them to the office.

Plop them down in the lunch room.

Grab a cup of coffee, sit back, and enjoy the trauma.

Man . . .  I love slow Friday summers at the office.   I get to be creative to avoid boredom.

Lesson Two: Sit back and watch lawsuit for mental anguish against evil albino Kzin.
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2005, 04:25:19 am »
Quote from: KBF-Angel Slayer on June 18, 2005, 06:00:49 pm


+1 for one of the best come backs I've seen in a looong time, Mat.  Well done, sir.

Yeah Mat is a top notch smartass, actually he is the only one on these forums that has gotten the better of me with his quips, the Jose and the Pussycats pics put him over the top   ;D

SL aka Matt is a true Bastich, gotta love him for that.
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2005, 05:18:33 pm »
Quote from: Matsukasi on June 18, 2005, 12:07:21 am
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on June 17, 2005, 07:25:16 pm
Notice who shows up when we start talking about donuts. . . .

Yeah, but nobody mentioned skanks, so what the hell are YOU doing in this thread?

 ;D

Well, I was really trying to take offense here... but I couldn't stop laughing!!!  Rats!!!
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Re: J'inn's SOB Training Class . . .
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2005, 09:09:40 pm »
Quote from: Rolling A. River on June 20, 2005, 05:18:33 pm
Quote from: Matsukasi on June 18, 2005, 12:07:21 am
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on June 17, 2005, 07:25:16 pm
Notice who shows up when we start talking about donuts. . . .

Yeah, but nobody mentioned skanks, so what the hell are YOU doing in this thread?

 ;D

Well, I was really trying to take offense here... but I couldn't stop laughing!!!  Rats!!!

I must confess ..   I too had to wait 'til I stopped laughing just to type this in....

Not every day you see someone put one over on DH !

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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