LOL, J.! Only something soooo cool would make go to OCS, eh? LOL!
Man, OCS is like a death sentence for me. It'll take be away from things that go *bang* and *boom* and all the little Trans girls in their Hemmits and 100-ton Oshkosh rigs.
No mo' fun for this little white boy if I go to OCS... then it's all 'Yes Sir' and 'No Sir' and buying my own uniforms and eating in the Officers Mess with your elbows off the table and the right fork for the right dish.
God save us all from Officers and their bloody Airs and Graces!
OCS? A mars mission is long enough they'll have to bring along someone to actually work..
Yep... good point... I'll just have to get my thrid stripe by then!