Topic: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members

[CaptJosh]

#4

You are deepstriking and cant run away.  Your wingman is Hexx.  You have the only Dred allowed in the entire game(on your side).  You go up against the oponents who are 3 top rank players, one in a dred, one in a CVA, one in a BCH of some sort.  Hexx is flying a DD.  Just when you close on your enemy, Hexx T-Bombs you, SS at you at point blank, and you are now tractored by him.  You cant shoot him, you cant get rid of him.  When you look up, you see your Death is iminent.    there is more

After you are dead, Hexx wins the mission.  Your new ship to start is now a DD.

Supposed to be level 4 this is way worse than that and I only planned on 9 levels......this looks like a level 12

All I want to know is what the hell he's smokin'. 'Cause it must be some good sh*t. Hexx winning against those odds? Helll Hexx winning against any odds...

[Commander Maxillius]

#4

You are deepstriking and cant run away.  Your wingman is Hexx.  You have the only Dred allowed in the entire game(on your side).  You go up against the oponents who are 3 top rank players, one in a dred, one in a CVA, one in a BCH of some sort.  Hexx is flying a DD.  Just when you close on your enemy, Hexx T-Bombs you, SS at you at point blank, and you are now tractored by him.  You cant shoot him, you cant get rid of him.  When you look up, you see your Death is iminent.    there is more

After you are dead, Hexx wins the mission.  Your new ship to start is now a DD.

Supposed to be level 4 this is way worse than that and I only planned on 9 levels......this looks like a level 12

All I want to know is what the hell he's smokin'. 'Cause it must be some good sh*t. Hexx winning against those odds? Helll Hexx winning against any odds...

He forgot to mention that the other three players dropped when his dred went up

[Green]

Level 4.

You spend your entire night being allowed the "honor" of drafting DH into whatever hex he wants...since he is hosting the server on his computer and can't draft.



(It actually isn't that bad.  Certainly deserves a lesser level of Hell then others)

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Level 4.

You spend your entire night being allowed the "honor" of drafting DH into whatever hex he wants...since he is hosting the server on his computer and can't draft.



(It actually isn't that bad.  Certainly deserves a lesser level of Hell then others)

Might make it with a few modifications, like you just lost 10 CBs before taking the duty and DH watched all the films of your fights just before logging on to grant you that "honor"......and to make it Level 4 worthy lets add that your computer has state of the art audio equipment that froze with maximum volume on and your headphones are surgically grafted to your ears.....

Yeah that should be good enough, now on to Level #5, time to start getting more nasty now 

[FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC]

Level 5.

You draft Hexx in your Mirak BCH against his L-CLWP discovering you forgot to resupply in spacedock. Just at the wrong moment, your AI wingman decides to start showering you with t-bombs as Hexx slams you with ESGs and you get the endless ESG loop ringing which clouds your judgement and you slam into a rock. Your AI wingman then takes 2 hours to finish off Hexx while you sit there slowly going deaf.

[Dfly]

lovely

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Level 5.

You draft Hexx in your Mirak BCH against his L-CLWP discovering you forgot to resupply in spacedock. Just at the wrong moment, your AI wingman decides to start showering you with t-bombs as Hexx slams you with ESGs and you get the endless ESG loop ringing which clouds your judgement and you slam into a rock. Your AI wingman then takes 2 hours to finish off Hexx while you sit there slowly going deaf.

A Winner!!!!  Although I have to question the ai taking 2 hours to finish off Hexx, even in hell 

LEVEL 6 Time!     

[el-Karnak]

Level 5.

You draft Hexx in your Mirak BCH against his L-CLWP discovering you forgot to resupply in spacedock. Just at the wrong moment, your AI wingman decides to start showering you with t-bombs as Hexx slams you with ESGs and you get the endless ESG loop ringing which clouds your judgement and you slam into a rock. Your AI wingman then takes 2 hours to finish off Hexx while you sit there slowly going deaf.

A Winner!!!!  Although I have to question the ai taking 2 hours to finish off Hexx, even in hell 

LEVEL 6 Time!     

Level 6:  Dynaverse Server only has EEK 2 on 3 patrol missions and we're using fast drones and yer fighting Kzintis.  This is for the forum admins.

Level 7:  Now you got only 4 on 5 Squadron Action and we're using fast drones and yer fighting Klingons.  This is for the RMs that said bad things about EEK missions to Server Admins. in the PMs and emails. 

Level 8:  Now you got only Fleet Action and yer using a 5 year old computer with a put-put CPU and a wimpy video card.  This is for Server Admins. that don't use ISC for every dyna. campaign, but you think they are pretty funny anyway. 

Level 9:  Yer star-castling  in match vs a couple K-D5Ds, and Karnak is yer wing-frog, and he keeps missing the incoming six-pack of drones with his t-bombs, and yer out of WWs.  This is definitely for the server Admins. that drove you completely batty over mission pack issues.

Bonus Level 10:   You are facing Karnak, whoes flying a F-BCF, and you lose w/ a little help from lvl 9 people.