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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« on: June 06, 2005, 03:38:59 am »
This is how it works, there will be nine levels of hell, each progressively worse than the last.  Each hell will be to punish certain types of players and involve a dynaverse situation.  There will be nine levels in all, so don't start out too cruel.  We will leave each level up for at least 24 hours and I'll assign what I see as the most fitting hell as the winner for that level.  All of you are invited to submit a type of player and the punishment of the current hell.  Lets see how creative you can be    :flame:

An example might be:  Level 1 This level is to punish those who play while overly intoxicated.  The punishment is to be forced to play drinking Coors light with Clamato alternating with Scoresby scotch.

Anyhow I leave the designs totally open for your creativity.


Level One is currently Open!  Go to it!

P.S.  the names Kroma and Die Hard should not be mentioned until at least Level Seven  ;)
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2005, 06:21:19 am »
I've already got the 9th Circle for you. Hint: it involves J'inn, asteroids, and SR...  :whip:
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 11:14:46 am »
Quote from: Father Ted on June 06, 2005, 06:21:19 am
I've already got the 9th Circle for you. Hint: it involves J'inn, asteroids, and SR...  :whip:

Negeative Ted the (th you propose would need a squirrell as well to be considered.   ;)
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 06:07:29 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 06, 2005, 11:14:46 am
Quote from: Father Ted on June 06, 2005, 06:21:19 am
I've already got the 9th Circle for you. Hint: it involves J'inn, asteroids, and SR...  :whip:

Negeative Ted the (th you propose would need a squirrell as well to be considered.   ;)

SR has been reincarnated as a T-Rex sized squirrel and has J'inns credit cards and a planet sized mall to shop in.  J'inn is forced to dress as Frank'n Furter and carry her plunder.
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2005, 08:02:58 pm »
is that what they call it down here?

wondered why it was so damn hot.
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2005, 08:06:00 pm »
Level 2.

Those who only play at night in the dark.  They must fly 5 matches at 3 in the afternoon with the shades open.
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2005, 12:11:34 am »
Quote from: Darth DeathFly on June 06, 2005, 08:06:00 pm
Level 2.

Those who only play at night in the dark.  They must fly 5 matches at 3 in the afternoon with the shades open.

*Ding* *Ding* *Ding*

We have a winner for level 2!   Excellent answer and appropriate for the level.


 now back to level one  :P
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2005, 08:12:45 pm »
Level 1.    Those that only play during the day must play 5 vs someone who only plays at night.
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2005, 10:59:57 pm »
Level 1:  if you normally fly Fed, you must start a server in either a K-F5 or R-SNP

actually, the SNP may be more appropriate to level 3 :P
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2005, 11:26:52 pm »
Nothing strikes me thus far for Level one, keep trying  8)
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2005, 11:50:06 pm »
Level 1..hell of undelivered ships...

You are assigned a restricted ship...one you'd really like to fly...

Even though your team mates have seen the yards chocked full of that very ship for the last 72 hrs (while you where busy doing stuff you never would wish on your own inlaws.....for your own inlaws)...

Now that you are logged on....not one ship will show in the yards....even if you stay logged on for 72 hours...

Ten minutes before the close of the server...12 show up in the yards...

You notice the delivery time is 11 minutes...

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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2005, 03:17:05 am »
*Bling* *Bling* *Bling*

We have a Level 1 winner, nice job Crim  ;D

Now on for Level #3
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2005, 02:40:13 pm »
#3------


Server's up, enter mission, 45 minute epic PvP, 3000+ pp awarded, return to map screen to find:

You have lost connection to the server.

grrr, relog in, re-buy your BCF, get drafted again (by the same player), battle for 55 minutes this time, return to the map screen:

You have lost connection to the server.


ngggggg.....      log back in (maybe 3rd time's the charm), buy a BCG this time, get drafted by Hexx before you're finished supplying, fight for 30 minutes, LOSE (your ship AND 500pp) return to the map screen....  and....  DAMMIT!! you stay connected, and now are 50pp shy of a CA hull.




BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!


the next day on the forums, you see at the very top of the list (with 2 pages of replies already) the pictorial account of your battle with Hexx, with megalomaniacal narrative.
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2005, 07:26:25 pm »
I luv it
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2005, 01:17:59 pm »
Lv 3 HELL!!!!

In every mission you fly your stuck in a FF. While at the same time your best two buds are flying BCHs with a full load out of T-Bombs as your wingmen :o

Looks over at Chuut and Mavarick :brickwall: ;D
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2005, 12:08:04 am »
Quote from: Maxillius on June 10, 2005, 02:40:13 pm
#3------


Server's up, enter mission, 45 minute epic PvP, 3000+ pp awarded, return to map screen to find:

You have lost connection to the server.

grrr, relog in, re-buy your BCF, get drafted again (by the same player), battle for 55 minutes this time, return to the map screen:

You have lost connection to the server.


ngggggg.....      log back in (maybe 3rd time's the charm), buy a BCG this time, get drafted by Hexx before you're finished supplying, fight for 30 minutes, LOSE (your ship AND 500pp) return to the map screen....  and....  DAMMIT!! you stay connected, and now are 50pp shy of a CA hull.




BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!


the next day on the forums, you see at the very top of the list (with 2 pages of replies already) the pictorial account of your battle with Hexx, with megalomaniacal narrative.

Definately a winner here!

On to Level 4
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2005, 03:53:09 am »
Quote from: Soreyes on June 11, 2005, 01:17:59 pm
Lv 3 HELL!!!!

In every mission you fly your stuck in a FF. While at the same time your best two buds are flying BCHs with a full load out of T-Bombs as your wingmen :o

Looks over at Chuut and Mavarick :brickwall: ;D


Yeah that's what I call hell alright *snicker* Oh good times good times.

Sorry I'd come up with one but I'm stuck in the 9th ring of hell in RL right now so it just wouldn't be fitting lol
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2005, 12:27:01 pm »

#4

You are deepstriking and cant run away.  Your wingman is Hexx.  You have the only Dred allowed in the entire game(on your side).  You go up against the oponents who are 3 top rank players, one in a dred, one in a CVA, one in a BCH of some sort.  Hexx is flying a DD.  Just when you close on your enemy, Hexx T-Bombs you, SS at you at point blank, and you are now tractored by him.  You cant shoot him, you cant get rid of him.  When you look up, you see your Death is iminent.    there is more

After you are dead, Hexx wins the mission.  Your new ship to start is now a DD.
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2005, 12:44:46 pm »
Quote from: Darth DeathFly on June 12, 2005, 12:27:01 pm

#4

You are deepstriking and cant run away.  Your wingman is Hexx.  You have the only Dred allowed in the entire game(on your side).  You go up against the oponents who are 3 top rank players, one in a dred, one in a CVA, one in a BCH of some sort.  Hexx is flying a DD.  Just when you close on your enemy, Hexx T-Bombs you, SS at you at point blank, and you are now tractored by him.  You cant shoot him, you cant get rid of him.  When you look up, you see your Death is iminent.    there is more

After you are dead, Hexx wins the mission.  Your new ship to start is now a DD.

Supposed to be level 4 this is way worse than that and I only planned on 9 levels......this looks like a level 12
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Re: Lets play a Dynaverse game---- The Inferno, hell according to members
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2005, 12:55:19 pm »
Level four:  You enter a mission, and draft LordKrueg as your wingman.  You are facing DH and Father Ted, but Krueg is worth two wingmen... someone farts, Krueg drops off the server, and you are now facing DH and Father Ted alone.  (Did I mention the PvP record of the person is like 1-7?)
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