Topic: KAT Chuut-Ritt Exposed

[TraumaTech]

You know you're a  jedi  Chuut-Rit when...

You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Obviously you have me mistaken for a Canadian or a Lyran........

Jedi Likkerpig to be exact....




At least he is from the good part of Canada 

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

All that talk of Rednecks made me think of Nova Scotia

Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia

10. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war... by a moron who set a munition ship on fire

9. Your province is shaped like male genitalia

8. Everyone is a fiddle player

7. If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick them

6. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
 
5. The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's largest land mammal

4. You are the reason Anne Murray makes money

3. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt

2. The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music

1. Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered Canada's most beautiful city