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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Red Skirt Shania sings for the DARTHs
« on: May 19, 2005, 06:59:05 pm »


That Don't Impress Me Much 

I've known a few bad guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to being a Darth
You think you're a genius, just over 4 ft tall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you’re the Admin

That don't impress me much
So you got the server but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra Viagra in your utili-kilt oughtta stock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should be cold in out in space

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you wear a dress

That don't impress me much
So you got the skirt but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his Corvette
You make me take off my shoes before going to Target
I can't believe you kiss your wallet good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a cute little squirrrel in your house

That don't impress me much
So you got the money but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Chuut-Ritt or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me
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Re: Red Skirt Shania sings for the DARTHs
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2005, 07:14:49 pm »
Meesa sooo mucha taller thansa Dartha Hexxsa..... Join meesa assa meesa queen to rulza da galaxieses....

Meesa keeps her redsaskirt warmsa atta night!!
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Re: Red Skirt Shania sings for the DARTHs
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2005, 07:16:36 pm »
Meesa likes firstas photoas better!!!

Bringsa back!
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Re: Red Skirt Shania sings for the DARTHs
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2005, 07:18:59 pm »
 100 VP points for whichever side kills Bea  "Darth Darth Binks" the most.
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Re: Red Skirt Shania sings for the DARTHs
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2005, 07:32:15 pm »
Meesa don tink meesa an' Dartha Hexxsa issa gonna getsa aslong dis server...
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A tax code should exist to procure the funds necessary for the operation of government, not to manipulate human or business behavior.

A nocens dies in loricatus est melior quam a bonus dies procul opus.

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"We thought we could resolve the system's problems by rationing services or injecting massive amounts of new money into it" -Claude Castonguay

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Re: Red Skirt Shania sings for the DARTHs
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2005, 08:36:05 pm »
And now shania sings for the Frickin' Good Guys that can be so Frickin' Naughty   ;)



Yeah it isn't the normal Red Skirt duty uniform, but the ceremonial one for special occassions, Hey Chuut is a Kzin what did you expect?, he likes his women in fur.   Anyhow,  no sentient beings were harmed in making of these uniforms, only Lyrans, the short easy-to-kill ones as we prefer our Red Skirts without too much uniform  ;)

 

I Feel Like A Woman!  

I'm going D2 tonight-I'm feelin' alright
With Chuut an friends I’m gonna hang out
Wanna make some noise-put a purr in my voice
Yeah, then I’m gonna scream and shout

No inhibitions-take victory conditions
Get a little deepstrike
I ain't gonna act politically correct
Just wanna good fight

The best thing about being a Red Skirt
Is bringing the “good guys” to Red Alert

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Chuut’s flirts-the Red skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-loving my faction
T-bomb my ally-don’t even ask why
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get to the Star’s End for a while
We need romance-we wanna saber lap dance
We're gonna make our captains smile

The best thing about being a Red Skirt
Is bringing the “good guys” to Red Alert

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Chuut’s flirts-the Red Skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
T-bomb my ally-don’t even ask why
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The best thing about being a Red Skirt
Is bringing the “good guys” to Red Alert

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Chuut’s Flirts-the Red Skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-loving my faction
T-bomb my ally-don’t even ask why,
oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

Let’s get totally crazy
Can you feel it
The Darths only get Kroma, baby
And unlike him,
I feel like a woman


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