Topic: A question of morality . . . . . (Read 4063 times)

KAT J'inn · « **on:** May 09, 2005, 06:06:58 pm »

Hypothetically speaking . . .

Let's say I have this female friend.

Let's say that she was given a bottle of Johnnie Walker BLUE label by a girlfriend of her's that owns a bar for her birthday.

Let's say that my friend with the wonderful bottle of scotch is completely CLUELESS about booze and doesn't know it from a bottle of MD 20/20.

Let's say . . . I happened to see it and said "Ooooooooooo scotch"

Let's say she said "Oh that. It's just scotch, go ahead and take it."

Well then . . . hypothetically speaking . . . am I under any duty to tell her that's a $250.00 bottle of first class booze before I happily grab it, throw it in my car, and leave a good 50 feet of smelly burnt rubber in front of her house?

Dfly · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2005, 06:10:11 pm »

considering your name is J'inn, not scotch, you should return it to her, as that is considered steeling

In all honesty, Well AFTER you have taken it, you should tell her, unless you plan on sleeping with her in the near future, because if you plan that, you should tell her FIRST.(she may appreciate your candor at this point, and still give it to you). Either way, your gain.

Hexx · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2005, 06:23:31 pm »

Please

Take the bottle
then
If you're planning on sleeping with her-
work it into casual conversation or wait til she finds out.
Tell her you assume she knew- by way of apology take her out etc etc.

If you're not planning on sleeping with her
Who cares? You're up a good bottle.

Green · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2005, 06:57:01 pm »

Quote from: J'inn on May 09, 2005, 06:06:58 pm

Well then . . . hypothetically speaking . . . am I under any duty to tell her that's a $250.00 bottle of first class booze before I happily grab it, throw it in my car, and leave a good 50 feet of smelly burnt rubber in front of her house?

A "duty" to do so? For Heaven's sake ... No. HOWEVER. If there is ever a desire for you to become friendlier with your friend. Then I definitely wouldn't take it. Eventually, she will learn the truth (they all do ... the {censored}).

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2005, 07:28:39 pm »

Bang her first, then take the Scotch.

762_XC · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2005, 07:35:23 pm »

I can't believe this is even a question.

TheJudge · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2005, 07:59:54 pm »

To not take it would be a sin.

drb · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2005, 08:10:08 pm »

Hoi J'inn,

I'm looking at what is posted here and I am shocked! You, young man, march, drive...squeel, or whatever it is you do, right back there and give it back.

I think you should pm her mailing address so I can write a letter on your behalf, you know explaning how you have been playing EVE of late and you are not really yourself.

Now if you will excuse me I have to run off and draft a product recall memo.

Take care...to keep valuables under lock and key

drb

Father Ted · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2005, 08:20:06 pm »

She offered it. Unless it's a test....

My suggestion: Get a bottle of cheap Canadian scotch and pour that into the bottle, return it to her, telling her that it's too valuable to just give away, after you've saved the real scotch in your own bottle.

KBF-Frankk · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2005, 09:28:50 pm »

Morality?

you are a LAWYER

Corbomite · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2005, 09:41:18 pm »

You should ask her who her friend is so you can take it back and ask him who the hell he thinks he is trying to pawn off that blended p00p on her and demand a good single malt.

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2005, 10:19:39 pm »

Quote from: J'inn on May 09, 2005, 06:06:58 pm

she was given a bottle of Johnnie Walker BLUE label by a girlfriend of her's that owns a bar for her birthday.

A real friend or a competent bar owner would have given her an Islay instead, Johnny Blue....come on, sure it is expensive but it taste like piss compared to a Lagavulin of similar price, and I'd take a bottle of Lagavulin 16 over it anyday.

So that in mind, tell her to take the bottle and sell it, or sell it for her and buy a nice Islay for yourself and a nice bottle of something she likes for herself and everyone wins.

[KBF]MuadDib · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2005, 10:20:01 pm »

what does the woman who gave her the scotch have to do with all this?

she wantin part of that banging action youre gettin on about?

the possibilities...are endless

GDA-S'Cipio · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2005, 01:14:12 am »

Quote from: Corbomite on May 09, 2005, 09:41:18 pm

You should ask her who her friend is so you can take it back and ask him who the hell he thinks he is trying to pawn off that blended p00p on her and demand a good single malt.

Three cheers and a +1 for Corbo. (and another for Chuut, just one post later)

I don't care what color the label is. It's still blended.

-S'Cipio

FPF-AJTK · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:07:58 am »

Yeah, what kinda freaking ambulance chaser ARE you, anyhow?

BTW, Diehards advice is the best so far.

KBF-Angel Slayer · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:48:33 am »

Go ahead and keep it. No worries, since SR already has your testes in a vault somewhere, thus, there is nothing this girl could come after.
Besides, if you can't screw friends over, who can you screw over?

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:52:58 am »

Quote from: Father Ted on May 09, 2005, 08:20:06 pm

My suggestion: Get a bottle of cheap Canadian scotch and pour that into the bottle, return it to her, telling her that it's too valuable to just give away, after you've saved the real scotch in your own bottle.

GENIUS!!

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:53:37 am »

Quote from: Angel Slayer on May 10, 2005, 09:48:33 am

Go ahead and keep it. No worries, since SR already has your testes in a vault somewhere, thus, there is nothing this girl could come after.

OUCH!!! Man does that load of truth hurt. <sniff>

KBF-Angel Slayer · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:56:16 am »

Come on, J'inn, two cats' eye marbles, a little duct tape, no one could tell the difference.

(+1 for having a good sense of humor)

FPF-Paladin · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:10:09 am »

You mean you still have this to drink, or you've already drank it and need a good excuse?

Personally, if you didn't already drink it you've probably already answered your own question, id boy

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:18:47 am »

No no. It's still at her house un-opened.

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:40:26 am »

Quote from: J'inn on May 10, 2005, 11:18:47 am

No no. It's still at her house un-opened.

So bang her and drink the scoth. Where is the decision?

Lawyer, too many morals . . .

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:59:07 am »

lawyer / too many morals?

Hexx · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:29:22 pm »

Quote from: FPF-DieHard on May 10, 2005, 11:40:26 am

Quote from: J'inn on May 10, 2005, 11:18:47 am
No no. It's still at her house un-opened.

So bang her and drink the scoth. Where is the decision?

Lawyer, too many morals . . .

Uhmm seriously
You've neither
A) Taken the booze
B) Banged the chick

and you're worried about something?

likkerpig · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:40:43 pm »

Looks at thread title... (morality?)
Looks at author...

THIS MIRROR UNIVERSE CRAP HAS GOT TO STOP!

What next?
Die Hard reflecting on the benefits of abstinence?
Chuut singing the praises of clammatto and beer?
Judge raving about the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated?
Me making a serious SOBER post? <shudder>

toasty0 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:42:57 pm »

Quote from: J'inn on May 09, 2005, 06:06:58 pm

Hypothetically speaking . . .

Let's say I have this female friend.

Let's say that she was given a bottle of Johnnie Walker BLUE label by a girlfriend of her's that owns a bar for her birthday.

Let's say that my friend with the wonderful bottle of scotch is completely CLUELESS about booze and doesn't know it from a bottle of MD 20/20.

Let's say . . . I happened to see it and said "Ooooooooooo scotch"

Let's say she said "Oh that. It's just scotch, go ahead and take it."

Well then . . . hypothetically speaking . . . am I under any duty to tell her that's a $250.00 bottle of first class booze before I happily grab it, throw it in my car, and leave a good 50 feet of smelly burnt rubber in front of her house?

Was there a question there?

Sochin · « **Reply #26 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:43:11 pm »

Think of it this way

1. Shopasaurus WILL find out, shes female and therefore telepathic.
2. Any chance of a shag disolved, or will cost you a lot more than the worth of a good scotch.
3. She WILL stamp your balls to a bloody pulp.

Be honest and get laid!!

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2005, 04:14:28 pm »

Quote from: F9thSochin on May 10, 2005, 03:43:11 pm

3. She WILL stamp your balls to a bloody pulp.

SHRINKAGE!!!

YIKES!!!

Okay that mental image just caused a sudden loss in sex drive.

Spartan · « **Reply #28 on:** May 10, 2005, 08:28:12 pm »

Here is the win/win scenerio, Have the scotch with said freind, then get some action. No guilt because you didn't take it from her and still enjoyed it, plus you got laid. Thats got to be worth something

. There is no lossing in that one.

Wraith 413 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 11, 2005, 08:03:48 pm »

Ok, who's really posting this question using J'inn's name?

+1 to Likker and DH. Cheers

DIF_Wraith 413_9thF

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