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Offline Nemesis

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ISC Spontaneously exploding
« on: April 28, 2005, 08:17:00 pm »
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German toad experts are baffled by an acute outbreak of exploding toad syndrome which has totalled hundreds of the amphibians since the beginning of the month. The former inhabitants of a Hamburg pond - now chillingly renamed the "pond of death" - spontaneously swelled to enormous proportions before going bang, in the process propelling their entrails for up to a metre.

Hamburg nature protection society spokesman, Werner Smolnik, told the Hamburger Abendblatt daily: "It looks like a scene from a science-fiction movie. The bloated animals suffer for several minutes before they finally die."
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Re: ISC Spontaneously exploding
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2005, 09:52:45 am »
"spontaneously swelled to enormous proportions before going bang, in the process propelling their entrails for up to a metre."


Ok, ewwwwh
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Re: ISC Spontaneously exploding
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2005, 12:50:39 pm »
"Allah Akbar! ribbit...." BOOM!  :rwoot:
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Re: ISC Spontaneously exploding
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2005, 06:18:56 pm »
Quote from: Father Ted on April 29, 2005, 12:50:39 pm
"Allah Akbar! ribbit...." BOOM!  :rwoot:

LOL... drat, the Infidels have discovered our Amphibious Assault Forces before we could perfect them, Akhmed!!! We are foiled again!!!
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