What I want to know is who drank all my damn clammato? Pissy yank beer ain't worth drinking without it!
I'm looking at you Chuut! 
<burp>
Looks around innocently.
"What?"
"I needed something to chase the tequila shots.......and it was convenient."

I'm just so upset. My parrot......I think it's dead.
<grab parrot by the feet, swings it into the wall, **wack**>
See. It didn't squak or anything.
