Topic: How do you get rid of a cat?

[Mentat Jon]

90% of all male cats that get neutered never again spray to mark their territory.  There is also a feline version of aids, and if you don't get him fixed, he will find a way to get out and get a little action, which could result in you losing your pet.   

I have never heard of  feline AIDS, is it like its human cousin? *



* I know many things, but in things I dont know, I wish to learn.

[Father Ted]

I won't do anything like mention what I would do, because Uncle S'cippy said it, but I do remember an old roommate who had a male cat. Stunk up the entire apartment, except for my room, because I pulled out a .40 auto everytime he so much as thought of entering. That cat knew more about guns than my roomie...