DIPLOMATIC MISSIVE
To: Chancellor Krueg
Fm: The Kzinti Ministry of Information
Re: Random Thoughts
Ka’Pla Chancellor. I hope your glorious war against the Federation and the Gorn is going well. I understand that you have taken command of a Romulan fleet. That is most honorable of you.
I personally could never stand the Romulan weapons systems. Painfully slow they are. Nevertheless a man of your greatness can obviously handle this adversity.
As for continued Klingon assaults into Kzinti space. Hey war is war. I’m sure the battles will be glorious. But for now, lets talk Romulan Front issue.
I understand the Lyran named Hexx is flying with your fleet. I must say that I was surprised to hear that. After all those horrible things he said about the Klingon’s a few months back. I’m sure you remember. You are a most forgiving man Chancellor. Frankly, if someone had called the Kzinti “chickens” or had insinuated that we were “afraid of Hexx” we would have seen to it that Hexx had been disemboweled.
You are indeed a forgiving man.
I do note that Hexx seem to be part of a larger Klingon taskforce while you all are flying Romulan ships against the humans and those other things. He’s often with two other pilots. Two other Klingon pilots.
It would be a shame if something were to happen in battle where those two Klingons performed a maneuver that left poor Hexx . . . shall we say . . . alone. But he would be okay, I am sure. Why didn’t he say that the entire Klingon Black Fleet was afraid of him? Surely such a mighty warrior could handle a few Gorn and Federation ships alone.
If Hexx were to face an unforseen death I am certain that I could see to it that the Cygnus system in Kzinti space be made available to the Klingon Empire. We would have to remove our ships from that area in order to properly mourn the Great Hexx’s death.
It is a pity that such accidents occur in war. Isn’t it?
Well all in all, I wish you happy hunting.
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