<communicator beeps; Archer answers it>
ARCHER: Archer here.
AL: No, you swiss-cheese head. Your name is Sam. And I've finally figured out what you are supposed to do!
ARCHER: Al! where have you been! I've been stuck here for four years!!!!
AL: Well, I met these three choir girls.... but that's not important right now. Look, Ziggy says there are men named Rick Berman and Brannon Braga standing behind your camera.
ARCHER/SAM: Yes, I see them.
AL: They are destroying an entire universe. Kill them!
<Archer grabs a boom mike and rams it through the chests of Berman an Braga. He is then surrounded by blue streaks of light, and immediatly "leaps" out of this universe>
<Fade to Black on Berman and Braga's bodies>
ARCHER/SAM: <scene still black> Oh boy.......
-S'Cipio