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Offline Capt. Mike

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Shark week
« on: March 21, 2005, 06:53:35 pm »
A friend of mine sent me these, and I thought I'd share...

The first one is for all you surfer dudes...the second is self explanatory


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Re: Shark week
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2005, 07:38:38 pm »
Jeebus.

Did the shark actually get that guy climbing into the chopper?

Sucks to be him, if he did...
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Re: Shark week
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2005, 08:47:57 am »
I didn't think sharks jumped that far out of the water, and in water that shallow?

Has to be doctored I think...the first one I think I heard was doctored too.

Not positive on the second one...but something about it seems unnatural.  It could be real, but something just doesn't seem right in the picture.
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Re: Shark week
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2005, 12:32:56 pm »
The first picture, to me, looks like a dolphin.

I remember seeing a picture of a leaping great white shark in National Geographic.  Apparently this behavior has only been observed with great whites off the coast of South Africa while in pursuit of seals.
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Re: Shark week
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2005, 12:34:34 pm »
They are both doctored.  I know the helo was on snopes, and I think I recall the one in the surf being a dolphin.
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