Very funny stories! Thank you, Goose. Of course, no REAL Romulan would ever be married to a *Gorn*, regardless of politics.
And Romulan farts really don't stink. They would give our cloak away if they did! So Mr. Likkerpig owes Mr. Renegade an apology for his slander. Hee hee.
*SOS-Skorzeny.