Hello, I'm back....
<I can hear my voice echoing>....
What's hapenned to this place while I was gone and why is to so dark in here??
<turns on a light, sees dust and cobwebs everywhere>
Hello.... <echo><echo>
Hmmm.... <finds a nearby control panel flickering on and off, wipes away the dust, activates the console>
Hmmm... <gets out tricorder, scans power conduits>
Ahhh, I see the problem...
<opens an access panel to the EPS manifold system>
Something seems to be lodged in the way between the power converter and the plasma flow...
<scans again with tricorder>
What the...
<reaches inside and pulls out what appears to be a scorched but still intact ancient tome>
"The Alternate Guide and Handbook to the Advanced D2 Soul: A collection of short stories, past, present and future"
I wonder how this got in here...
<Realines the plasma conduit, returns to the control panel>
<enters at the prompt> Password: J'inn you bastard!
The control panel flickers again, then goes dark. Gives it a kick.
Ooooookkkkk.... I might as well take a look inside this book while I wait...
<wipes off the plasma burns from the cover, starts flicking through it and begins reading from a random page>
Hmmmm
Chapter 21: Enhancing your D2 Experience with Polka music, by Scipio
Chapter 22: Dressing for plasma ballet, by Kroma
Chapter 23: The fire and forget principle, by Fluf
Hmmmm...
Chapter 32: D2 ettiquette for the discerning player, by DieHard
Chapter 33: D2 forum ettiquette for the discerning player, by Lepton
Chapter 34: D2 forum karma and how to get your post count to a million, by SirGod
Hmmmm...
Chapter 43: Scotch and other starship accessories, by 762
Chapter 44: A guide to using ECM in less than 10,000 words, by Corbomite
Chapter 45: A guide to using t-bombs, by Maverick
Hmmmmm...
Chapter 57: How to run a D2 server, by Nuclear Wessels
Chapter 58: How not to run a D2 server, by J'inn
Chapter 59: How to get someone else to run your D2 server, by Dizzy
Hmmmmm...
Chapter 73: A collection of Federation spaceart and what the rear end of Federation ships look like on my viewscreen, by MadElf
Chapter 74: A collection of Klingon spaceart and other drawings done from my rear shuttlebay, by Hooch
Chapter 75: A collection of Orion slave girl spaceart and other pics I wasnt allowed to post in the forums, by Chuut-Ritt
<flicks to the end of the book>
Appendix 1: D2 Campaigns, results, and player stats from 2001 to 2061
hmmm... 2024 seems to have been a good year for the Andromedans
Appendix 43: Complete list of all player asteroid collisions (subsection annoted for playername: J'inn)
Appendix 44: Complete list of all player AI defeats (subsection annotated for playername: Hexx)
Looks like I have a lot of reading to catch up on.....