As pro-gay rights as I am, Judge, when I think of the lass they hired for Rosie in the movies, it really drives home just how alien your sexual preference seems to me.
Really, it doesn't compute that you could look at that woman's...[This passage edited by the Council for Moral Decency]...and not want to immediately...[This passage also editted by the Council for Moral Deceny. Blame the Republicans]...unless you're just so worried about your furniture that you're not willing to risk breakage and...[*sigh* Has this man no shame?]...on the floor, instead.