Intel Officer: Sir! We have intercepted some odd transmission from deep within Gorn space.
Commander: Gorn space? What is it?
Intel Officer: Well it's an area of space inhabited by the Gorn. But that's not important right now.
Commander: <blank stare>
Intel Officer: It appears that several Gorn frigates are engaged in battle with other Gorn frigates within a nebula.
Commander: <shudder>
Intel Officer: It seems some Federation friagtes and Officers are involved. Here look at this transcript!!! <hand over paper>
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Kroma: Die Hard LOOK OUT!!! WHat are you doing?
Die Hard: I MEANT TO DO THAT!!
762: You menat to take a full plasma facial??
Die Hard: Erm, well I'm not hurt that bad.
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J'inn: BASTARDS!!! )*(#$&(&)#*&(# cheesy proxy photons!!
762: <snicker>
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762: )(*#&)*(#&^*)#&^(&*##(^#&*#^(#&*#
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Corbo: (#&*(##&* KILL DIE HARD ()#*)#*(_#*#*
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Bach: MOMMY!!! SOmeone help me!!!
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Bach: Umm J'inn. You do see Kroma coming up on your rear don't you?
J'inn: What? where? OMG!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die Hard: OH THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!
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Die Hard: YOU BASTARDS YOU FLEW OFF THE MAP AND LEFT ME HERE
Kroma and 762: <snicker>
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J'inn: It's been an hour of this and no one is hurt!!! I'M MIRAK DAMMIT!! THIS JUST AIN'T RIGHT!!!
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762: What's wrong with J'inn. He's drooling and shaking.
Kroma: Drone Withdrawl. I've seen it before. It ain't pretty
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DH: WHERE'S MY DN?? THIS FRIGATE IS TOO SMALL??
Kroma: What you need your "extender"?
DH: SHUT UP!!
J'inn: <snicker>
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762: I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch scotch.
DH: PAY ATTENTION TO WHERE YOU ARE GOING!!!
Kroma: 762 look out for J'inn!!
J'inn: <snicker>
Dh: Oooooo 762's ship is leaking Cutty Sark.
762: BASTARD!!
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DH: WHAT THE HELL!!! THAT'S J'inn I THOUGH IT WAS KROMA!!
J'inn: <double snicker>
DH: ALL THESE SHIPS LOOK ALIKE!! ONE SHOULD BE A DN!!!
762: <sigh>
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Corbo: )*(&#*(&##)&* KILL SOMEONE ALREADY )*(&#()*#&)*(&#)#&*
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