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Offline KAT J'inn

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Intercepted Transmissions
« on: March 03, 2005, 09:51:59 am »
Intel Officer:   Sir!   We have intercepted some odd transmission from deep within Gorn space.

Commander:   Gorn space?  What is it?

Intel Officer:   Well it's an area of space inhabited by the Gorn.   But that's not important right now.

Commander:   <blank stare>

Intel Officer:  It appears that several Gorn frigates are engaged in battle with other Gorn frigates within a nebula.

Commander:  <shudder>

Intel Officer:   It seems some Federation friagtes and Officers are involved.    Here look at this transcript!!!   <hand over paper>


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Kroma:  Die Hard LOOK OUT!!!   WHat are you doing?

Die Hard:   I MEANT TO DO THAT!!

762: You menat to take  a full plasma facial??

Die Hard:  Erm,  well I'm not hurt that bad.

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J'inn:  BASTARDS!!!  )*(#$&(&)#*&(# cheesy proxy photons!!

762: <snicker>

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762:  )(*#&)*(#&^*)#&^(&*##(^#&*#^(#&*#

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Corbo:  (#&*(##&* KILL DIE HARD ()#*)#*(_#*#*

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Bach:  MOMMY!!!     SOmeone help me!!!

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Bach: Umm J'inn.  You do see Kroma coming up on your rear don't you?

J'inn:   What?   where?   OMG!!!!   HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Die Hard:  OH THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!


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Die Hard:   YOU BASTARDS YOU FLEW OFF THE MAP AND LEFT ME HERE

Kroma and 762:  <snicker>

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J'inn:  It's been an hour of this and no one is hurt!!!   I'M MIRAK DAMMIT!!  THIS JUST AIN'T RIGHT!!!

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762:  What's wrong with J'inn.  He's drooling and shaking.

Kroma:  Drone Withdrawl.  I've seen it before.  It ain't pretty

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DH:  WHERE'S MY DN??  THIS FRIGATE IS TOO SMALL??

Kroma: What you need your "extender"?

DH: SHUT UP!!

J'inn: <snicker>

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762: I love scotch.  Scotchy scotch scotch scotch.

DH:  PAY ATTENTION TO WHERE YOU ARE GOING!!!

Kroma: 762 look out for J'inn!!

J'inn: <snicker>

Dh:  Oooooo 762's ship is leaking Cutty Sark.

762: BASTARD!!

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DH:    WHAT THE HELL!!!   THAT'S J'inn  I THOUGH IT WAS KROMA!! 

J'inn: <double snicker>

DH:  ALL THESE SHIPS LOOK ALIKE!!   ONE SHOULD BE A DN!!!

762:  <sigh>

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Corbo:   )*(&#*(&##)&*  KILL SOMEONE ALREADY )*(&#()*#&)*(&#)#&*

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Offline Strafer

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Re: Intercepted Transmissions
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2005, 09:56:01 am »
Quote from: J'inn on March 03, 2005, 09:51:59 am
Dh:  Oooooo 762's ship is leaking Cutty Sark.


Oooooh that one's gotta sting where it hurts....  :o
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Offline Kroma BaSyl

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Re: Intercepted Transmissions
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2005, 10:01:58 am »
Intercepted one night earlier:

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END OF GAME 1 (shiplist testing new FF)

Kroma:  You want to try that again?

Jinn: Grrrrrr.....I'm taking a bigger ship next time.

Kroma: If you think that will help.

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END OF GAME 2 (shiplist testing new FF)

Kroma:  You want to try that again?

Jinn: Grrrrrr.....I'm taking a bigger ship next time.

Kroma: If you think that will help.

.............

END OF GAME 3 (shiplist testing new FF)

Kroma:  You want to try that again?

Jinn: Grrrrrr.....I'm taking a bigger ship next time.

Kroma: If you think that will help.

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END OF GAME 4 (shiplist testing new FF)

Kroma:  You want to try that again?

Jinn: Grrrrrr.....I'm taking a bigger ship next time.

Kroma: hmmm, Jinn they don't make them any bigger.

Jinn: STFU and check your email for a new shiplist.
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Offline KAT J'inn

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Re: Intercepted Transmissions
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2005, 10:12:00 am »
Quote from: Kroma on March 03, 2005, 10:01:58 am
Intercepted one night earlier:

.............

END OF GAME 1 (shiplist testing new FF)

Kroma:  You want to try that again?

Jinn: Grrrrrr.....I'm taking a bigger ship next time.

Kroma: If you think that will help.

.............

END OF GAME 2 (shiplist testing new FF)

Kroma:  You want to try that again?

Jinn: Grrrrrr.....I'm taking a bigger ship next time.

Kroma: If you think that will help.

.............

END OF GAME 3 (shiplist testing new FF)

Kroma:  You want to try that again?

Jinn: Grrrrrr.....I'm taking a bigger ship next time.

Kroma: If you think that will help.

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END OF GAME 4 (shiplist testing new FF)

Kroma:  You want to try that again?

Jinn: Grrrrrr.....I'm taking a bigger ship next time.

Kroma: hmmm, Jinn they don't make them any bigger.

Jinn: STFU and check your email for a new shiplist.


LIES!!!

I killed you in that damn frigate with that Kzin BB and you know it!!

Damn lizards.

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Offline FPF-DieHard

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Re: Intercepted Transmissions
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2005, 11:29:08 am »
3v3, 101 Late, Nebula, Large map.

It doesn't get any better than that  ;D

PS J'innn:   What was it like to take 30 internals from range 30?
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Re: Intercepted Transmissions
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2005, 12:40:56 pm »
Geez, and no one invited me  :(
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Offline FPF-DieHard

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Re: Intercepted Transmissions
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2005, 01:17:08 pm »
Quote from: TheJudge on March 03, 2005, 12:40:56 pm
Geez, and no one invited me  :(

We'll be on again tonight.  Look for us on the SSCF Teamspeak.   OP+ 4.0
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Re: Intercepted Transmissions
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2005, 01:38:01 pm »
I'll have to make sure I know how to work the mod chooser to switch between that and GFZ  :)


Woot, I'll get to fly some fed ships maybe.  :)
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