Topic: New Gorn Matriarchy Official uniforms for Ambassador Federation Captians (Read 3833 times)

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #20 on:** February 24, 2005, 09:33:16 am »

Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on February 24, 2005, 09:25:50 am

Starfleet, in response to concerns expressed by it's captains, will now make available chastity belts for any concerned starship personnel that may be required to serve alongside of our increasingly lusty allies. Prefix codes for unlocking the belts will not be shared with the gorn command structure.

I suggest using high carbon steel. Gorn jaw strength is right up there at alligator levels.

<shudder>

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #21 on:** February 24, 2005, 11:17:41 am »

...and gorn overbite could be fatal!

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #22 on:** February 24, 2005, 03:25:15 pm »

I obvsiously hadn't had enough to drink before I looked at this thread........

Barack Beard · « **Reply #23 on:** February 26, 2005, 06:57:32 am »

Now for the Kzzzinti, we are going to alssso add a line of hair,...er....fur productssss. Here isss Lyrkiller sssshowing a bold new look, doesssn't he look sssmassshing?

and J'inn looksss sssimply irressssissstable, fit to be the Queen's throw rug, for those cold nightsss when ssshe wissshesss to sssspread out before the fire.

Barack Beard · « **Reply #24 on:** February 26, 2005, 07:02:02 am »

And for any ISSSSSC pilotsss we have developed a line of moisture resssitant boby paintssss. Guarenteed to keep even the Royal tongue from sssmearing your color, so dont be afraid to let Queen Kroma turn you into a prince with a bit of ssssmooching.

Here is Karnak demonstrating the product

TheJudge · « **Reply #25 on:** February 26, 2005, 06:10:41 pm »

KOTH-KieranXC, Ret. · « **Reply #26 on:** February 27, 2005, 02:28:12 pm »

Hmm, seems Hexx has taken a liking to his uniform and had one custom made for him.

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #27 on:** February 27, 2005, 07:36:50 pm »

Quote from: S'Trupaul on February 26, 2005, 06:57:32 am

This means war.

Barack Beard · « **Reply #28 on:** February 28, 2005, 07:52:29 am »

Well don't get your pantiesss in a buch, my dear. If I'd had know you kittiesss wanted to ssshare in the current fassshion, I'd have made you sssomething. I jussst asssumed that you would be clad in your fur aaaasss typical. Soooo jusssst stand still and letssss try thissss.

Hmmmm... a bit tight, you ssssaid you were a perfect ssssize 5, but thisss sssseemsss a bit tight. It ssseems sssomeonesss been hitting the chocodilesss a bit hard lately. Well never fear I know jussst what to do. If we take a bit of that fur off you might manage to sssqueeze into it.

now try this on.

Now that looksss jussst lovely on you.

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