Topic: For Romulus (Read 10641 times)

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #20 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:16:50 am »

Quote from: Kroma on March 02, 2005, 07:29:23 am

Quote from: Meridius on February 28, 2005, 07:19:54 am
I can neither confirm nor deny Cleo's whereabouts.

If that tramp so much as shows her face in Gorn space I'll claw her eyes out. Then get in a bikini and mud wrestle her.

I guess someone is a bit jealous, then again having to buy your dresses from the LL Bean catalogues selection of tents would put one in a bad mood I suppose. But look on the bright side, all your clothes are rain resistant.

Oh and as for Gorn space, I think the SOS will rename it, "The Servant's Quarters" has a nice ring to it I think. Then again, the charred remains of the Gorn border worlds that were left from our last picnic in that sector would hardly be fit for even the servants. Still it would be an improvement for the Gorn.

Tudaleau,

Cleo

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #21 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:26:05 am »

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 08:16:50 am

Quote from: Kroma on March 02, 2005, 07:29:23 am
Quote from: Meridius on February 28, 2005, 07:19:54 am
I can neither confirm nor deny Cleo's whereabouts.

If that tramp so much as shows her face in Gorn space I'll claw her eyes out. Then get in a bikini and mud wrestle her.

I guess someone is a bit jealous, then again having to buy your dresses from the LL Bean catalogues selection of tents would put one in a bad mood I suppose. But look on the bright side, all your clothes are rain resistant.

Oh and as for Gorn space, I think the SOS will rename it, "The Servant's Quarters" has a nice ring to it I think. Then again, the charred remains of the Gorn border worlds that were left from our last picnic in that sector would hardly be fit for even the servants. Still it would be an improvement for the Gorn.

Tudaleau,

Cleo

Well.well.well.....Wondered how long it would be until the head slut of Scanky O'l Sluts (SOS) would show her ugly mug. I am sooooo going to spank you, and not in a good way. It is unfortunate that the Romulan Empire has to send little girls to do their fighting for them, not that I am surprised since their mens blood runs yellow, but it is a shame there will be a shortage of viable Cabin Boys to harvest from your ravaged hulls. I guess I could alway have you fetch me coffee or something, that really is to demeaning of work for valuable Cabin Boys.

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:38:53 am »

Hey, Chuut, think it's time fer a "Chuut's Angels" reunion?

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:40:32 am »

Scanky Old Sluts eh?

It seems to me we are far above comparison to the Grannies Drag Association. Again jealousy raising its ugly tutu. What you need is someone who could look beyond your physical repulsiveness, I'd suggest a warehouse worker, who could sweep you off your feet by using his forklift on your love handles.

As for Romulan men, it seems that their R Torps have a little distance on your shriveled little G Torps, leaving a girl much more satisfied when they are launched. Of course they require a bit more power to charge, so not sure if you Gorn would have the energy for it. It seems your hardpoint mounts tend to swivel limply, and can't remain in a fixed arc, the R Torps on the other hand remain firm and pointed straight ahead, just where a girl likes em.

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2005, 09:00:37 am »

Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on March 03, 2005, 08:38:53 am

Hey, Chuut, think it's time fer a "Chuut's Angels" reunion?

Well I guess so, although 1 Angel hasn't been heard from lately

Still looks like one has returned, and I guess they wouldn't be "Chuut's Angels" without a little catfighting

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #25 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am »

Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #26 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:23:41 am »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am

Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

My my where have all these Gorns come from? It almost makes me think we should start a fleet...

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #27 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:30:04 am »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:23:41 am

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am
Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

My my where have all these Gorns come from? It almost makes me think we should start a fleet...

The Matriarch of Ghdar and Suprime Leader of the Queendom of Kromydia has opened auditions for Captions up to the challenge. Just step into my office and make yourself comfortable on the "casting" couch. No..no...silly, if you expect to get the part you need to lie on your stomach.

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #28 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:38:02 am »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am

Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

Your message has been received. We extend our invitation to you to fly for the Lizards in the upcoming war. We will be pleased to see you there.

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #29 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:45:01 am »

Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 03, 2005, 10:38:02 am

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am
Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

Your message has been received. We extend our invitation to you to fly for the Lizards in the upcoming war. We will be pleased to see you there.

Sounds like the Romulan's got the rearview mirror refit.

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #30 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:23:02 am »

Quote from: KOTHSoreyes on February 28, 2005, 06:17:28 am

Hmmmmm SOS is back. Wheres Cleopatra? Inquiring Kitty's want to know

I missed you too sweetie! Nothing like curling up against some soft kitty fur!

Soreyes · « **Reply #31 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:36:20 am »

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 11:23:02 am

Quote from: KOTHSoreyes on February 28, 2005, 06:17:28 am
Hmmmmm SOS is back. Wheres Cleopatra? Inquiring Kitty's want to know

I missed you too sweetie! Nothing like curling up against some soft kitty fur!

WOW!!!!
Ummmm How much "Nip" will I need to procure the next Flight to Romulus

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #32 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:38:06 am »

Quote

Wouldn't you like to ride my Magic carpet?

For all you not as attuned to Romulan double speak as I have become, this sig line of Cleo's is really lesbo speak. She's a tease, come back to the Queendom of Kromydia, I am guarantied to put out.

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #33 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:40:38 am »

Quote from: KOTHSoreyes on March 03, 2005, 11:36:20 am

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 11:23:02 am
Quote from: KOTHSoreyes on February 28, 2005, 06:17:28 am
Hmmmmm SOS is back. Wheres Cleopatra? Inquiring Kitty's want to know

I missed you too sweetie! Nothing like curling up against some soft kitty fur!

WOW!!!!
Ummmm How much "Nip" will I need to procure the next Flight to Romulus

I'm sure I could provide you with a little "Nip" here and there if it will make you purr for me. You don't mind hickies do you?

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #34 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:43:54 am »

Quote from: Kroma on March 03, 2005, 11:38:06 am

Quote
Wouldn't you like to ride my Magic carpet?

For all you not as attuned to Romulan double speak as I have become, this sig line of Cleo's is really lesbo speak. She's a tease, come back to the Queendom of Kromydia, I am guarantied to put out.

No, actually you are guarantied to put in, Queen Kroma in typical Gorn fashion prefers to lead from the rear.

FA Frey XC · « **Reply #35 on:** March 03, 2005, 01:09:25 pm »

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 11:43:54 am

Quote from: Kroma on March 03, 2005, 11:38:06 am
Quote
Wouldn't you like to ride my Magic carpet?

For all you not as attuned to Romulan double speak as I have become, this sig line of Cleo's is really lesbo speak. She's a tease, come back to the Queendom of Kromydia, I am guarantied to put out.

No, actually you are guarantied to put in, Queen Kroma in typical Gorn fashion prefers to lead from the rear.

FPF-Jem · « **Reply #36 on:** March 03, 2005, 03:50:09 pm »

Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on March 02, 2005, 07:22:58 am

Hmm. He just called you a dung eating worm of a fed Jem.

rp on

You never can trust what a Romulan says as its all double speak. I'm sure he really meant it as a sneaky form of humility on his part considering my encounters with the SOS on previous occasions.

rp off

I just know I'm going to catch it this time

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2005, 04:05:13 pm »

A Gorn Queen? Hmmm...I dunno my old boss was Sssazzix...this should be interesting...are you a Cyber-transvestite? Could be...

Ah well what the heck.

Sooo has anyone come up with good tactics to counter "Taldren's Last Big Mistake", the cheesy Reamulan cloak that winks out plasma torps ?

Anyway how do I get on the DYNA...seems to be a thread here somewhere on that....

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #38 on:** March 03, 2005, 04:12:16 pm »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 04:05:13 pm

Sooo has anyone come up with good tactics to counter "Taldren's Last Big Mistake", the cheesy Reamulan cloak that winks out plasma torps ?

Actually, I wouldn't call it a mistake at all. They fixed the cloak, it is still fairly easy to defeat. We will be practicing some of those very tactics tonight. Hoop on the SSCF TS server tonight and look me or DH up to join in the fun.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #39 on:** March 03, 2005, 04:32:18 pm »

Real men don't cloak, so I guess we'll see a lot of it.

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