Topic: For Romulus (Read 10618 times)

Crazy Horse · « **on:** February 23, 2005, 11:14:44 pm »

We have been here all along. In the background. Lurking silently. But now, We see that The Empire stands alone against her enemies. Even worse, We see that it’s defense will be lead by Klingons.

Because of this, We have returned.

Barack Beard · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2005, 11:36:40 pm »

Well itsss about time you came out of the clossset, sssweetie! Momma S'Trupaul hasss sssomething for ya that will wipe the missst from your eyesss. I"ll wrap you in my tight embrace ssso you wont need to wear those ssssolar panel pajamasss in the cold of ssspace, and keep you warm with my plasssma sssweetie.

XOXOXO

S'Trupaul

P.S. Welcome back

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2005, 12:16:55 am »

We have noted the recent changes in the reptiles. It is --------- disgusting to say the least. We will enjoy removing this disease from the stars.

KBF-Crim · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2005, 12:55:48 am »

Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 23, 2005, 11:14:44 pm

We have been here all along. In the background. Lurking silently. But now, We see that The Empire stands alone against her enemies. Even worse, We see that it’s defense will be lead by Klingons.

Because of this, We have returned.

Barack Beard · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2005, 12:58:45 am »

Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 24, 2005, 12:16:55 am

We have noted the recent changes in the reptiles. It is --------- disgusting to say the least. We will enjoy removing this disease from the stars.

If you got a dissseassse honey, the ssstar'sss isssn't likely where you need to remove it from.

XOXOXO

S'Trupaul

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2005, 10:48:11 am »

S.O.S. Fleet!!

<sputter>

Starts having Day of the Eagle Server Flashbacks.

Remembers flames.

The horror. The horror.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2005, 05:56:24 am »

Roms will be putting out an S.O.S. after Kroma and S'trupaul have their way with them.

Barack Beard · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2005, 07:07:09 am »

Oh, I just love it when Romulans start putting out!

Meridius · « **Reply #8 on:** February 26, 2005, 11:47:46 pm »

For the SOS and the Empire, I will be joining my brother CH to help the coalition restore order to the galaxy.

The time of walking, talking, dancing lizards ... is over.

2step · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2005, 09:06:53 am »

S.O.S.= spirit of sharing??

SOS Skorzeny · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2005, 11:19:22 pm »

Quote from: J'inn on February 24, 2005, 10:48:11 am

S.O.S. Fleet!!

<sputter>

Starts having Day of the Eagle Server Flashbacks.

Remembers flames.

The horror. The horror.

Shuld I call the GDA a bunch of freakazoids again? Looking at there posts I dont think I have to anymore. I am sure they will be just as easy to kill as last time.

Any Gorn with brains is welcome to join the eventual rulers of the universe. Those without the sense to come in out of the reign will be put down like the rabid animals they are.

Meridius · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2005, 05:50:58 am »

Quote from: 2step on February 27, 2005, 09:06:53 am

S.O.S.= spirit of sharing??

Not even close. No cigarro for you.

Soreyes · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2005, 06:17:28 am »

Hmmmmm SOS is back. Wheres Cleopatra? Inquiring Kitty's want to know

Meridius · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2005, 07:19:54 am »

I can neither confirm nor deny Cleo's whereabouts.

Soreyes · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2005, 07:47:04 am »

Quote from: Meridius on February 28, 2005, 07:19:54 am

I can neither confirm nor deny Cleo's whereabouts.

FPF-Jem · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2005, 10:09:57 pm »

Welcome Back SOS!

I look forward to flying against you guys (and gals) again, you're a great bunch of players.

Meridius · « **Reply #16 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:10:20 am »

/rp on

Hann'yyo, Lloann'na kllhe.

/rp off

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #17 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:22:58 am »

Hmm. He just called you a dung eating worm of a fed Jem.

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #18 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:29:23 am »

Quote from: Meridius on February 28, 2005, 07:19:54 am

I can neither confirm nor deny Cleo's whereabouts.

If that tramp so much as shows her face in Gorn space I'll claw her eyes out. Then get in a bikini and mud wrestle her.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #19 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:40:51 am »

Quote from: Meridius on March 02, 2005, 07:10:20 am

/rp on

Hann'yyo, Lloann'na kllhe.

/rp off

/rp on

Hwiiy veruul!

/rp off

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #20 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:16:50 am »

Quote from: Kroma on March 02, 2005, 07:29:23 am

Quote from: Meridius on February 28, 2005, 07:19:54 am
I can neither confirm nor deny Cleo's whereabouts.

If that tramp so much as shows her face in Gorn space I'll claw her eyes out. Then get in a bikini and mud wrestle her.

I guess someone is a bit jealous, then again having to buy your dresses from the LL Bean catalogues selection of tents would put one in a bad mood I suppose. But look on the bright side, all your clothes are rain resistant.

Oh and as for Gorn space, I think the SOS will rename it, "The Servant's Quarters" has a nice ring to it I think. Then again, the charred remains of the Gorn border worlds that were left from our last picnic in that sector would hardly be fit for even the servants. Still it would be an improvement for the Gorn.

Tudaleau,

Cleo

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #21 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:26:05 am »

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 08:16:50 am

Quote from: Kroma on March 02, 2005, 07:29:23 am
Quote from: Meridius on February 28, 2005, 07:19:54 am
I can neither confirm nor deny Cleo's whereabouts.

If that tramp so much as shows her face in Gorn space I'll claw her eyes out. Then get in a bikini and mud wrestle her.

I guess someone is a bit jealous, then again having to buy your dresses from the LL Bean catalogues selection of tents would put one in a bad mood I suppose. But look on the bright side, all your clothes are rain resistant.

Oh and as for Gorn space, I think the SOS will rename it, "The Servant's Quarters" has a nice ring to it I think. Then again, the charred remains of the Gorn border worlds that were left from our last picnic in that sector would hardly be fit for even the servants. Still it would be an improvement for the Gorn.

Tudaleau,

Cleo

Well.well.well.....Wondered how long it would be until the head slut of Scanky O'l Sluts (SOS) would show her ugly mug. I am sooooo going to spank you, and not in a good way. It is unfortunate that the Romulan Empire has to send little girls to do their fighting for them, not that I am surprised since their mens blood runs yellow, but it is a shame there will be a shortage of viable Cabin Boys to harvest from your ravaged hulls. I guess I could alway have you fetch me coffee or something, that really is to demeaning of work for valuable Cabin Boys.

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:38:53 am »

Hey, Chuut, think it's time fer a "Chuut's Angels" reunion?

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:40:32 am »

Scanky Old Sluts eh?

It seems to me we are far above comparison to the Grannies Drag Association. Again jealousy raising its ugly tutu. What you need is someone who could look beyond your physical repulsiveness, I'd suggest a warehouse worker, who could sweep you off your feet by using his forklift on your love handles.

As for Romulan men, it seems that their R Torps have a little distance on your shriveled little G Torps, leaving a girl much more satisfied when they are launched. Of course they require a bit more power to charge, so not sure if you Gorn would have the energy for it. It seems your hardpoint mounts tend to swivel limply, and can't remain in a fixed arc, the R Torps on the other hand remain firm and pointed straight ahead, just where a girl likes em.

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2005, 09:00:37 am »

Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on March 03, 2005, 08:38:53 am

Hey, Chuut, think it's time fer a "Chuut's Angels" reunion?

Well I guess so, although 1 Angel hasn't been heard from lately

Still looks like one has returned, and I guess they wouldn't be "Chuut's Angels" without a little catfighting

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #25 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am »

Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #26 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:23:41 am »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am

Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

My my where have all these Gorns come from? It almost makes me think we should start a fleet...

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #27 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:30:04 am »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:23:41 am

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am
Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

My my where have all these Gorns come from? It almost makes me think we should start a fleet...

The Matriarch of Ghdar and Suprime Leader of the Queendom of Kromydia has opened auditions for Captions up to the challenge. Just step into my office and make yourself comfortable on the "casting" couch. No..no...silly, if you expect to get the part you need to lie on your stomach.

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #28 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:38:02 am »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am

Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

Your message has been received. We extend our invitation to you to fly for the Lizards in the upcoming war. We will be pleased to see you there.

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #29 on:** March 03, 2005, 10:45:01 am »

Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 03, 2005, 10:38:02 am

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 10:17:23 am
Hmmm...I always thought the Romulans were misnamed. The typical scenario has me chasing one all over space with my Gorn CDD and seeing nothing but their back end for 45 minutes inspires me to rename them in honor of Remus...the brother...

The Reamulans

Ream Us

...and of course I did.

Your message has been received. We extend our invitation to you to fly for the Lizards in the upcoming war. We will be pleased to see you there.

Sounds like the Romulan's got the rearview mirror refit.

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #30 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:23:02 am »

Quote from: KOTHSoreyes on February 28, 2005, 06:17:28 am

Hmmmmm SOS is back. Wheres Cleopatra? Inquiring Kitty's want to know

I missed you too sweetie! Nothing like curling up against some soft kitty fur!

Soreyes · « **Reply #31 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:36:20 am »

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 11:23:02 am

Quote from: KOTHSoreyes on February 28, 2005, 06:17:28 am
Hmmmmm SOS is back. Wheres Cleopatra? Inquiring Kitty's want to know

I missed you too sweetie! Nothing like curling up against some soft kitty fur!

WOW!!!!
Ummmm How much "Nip" will I need to procure the next Flight to Romulus

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #32 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:38:06 am »

Quote

Wouldn't you like to ride my Magic carpet?

For all you not as attuned to Romulan double speak as I have become, this sig line of Cleo's is really lesbo speak. She's a tease, come back to the Queendom of Kromydia, I am guarantied to put out.

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #33 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:40:38 am »

Quote from: KOTHSoreyes on March 03, 2005, 11:36:20 am

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 11:23:02 am
Quote from: KOTHSoreyes on February 28, 2005, 06:17:28 am
Hmmmmm SOS is back. Wheres Cleopatra? Inquiring Kitty's want to know

I missed you too sweetie! Nothing like curling up against some soft kitty fur!

WOW!!!!
Ummmm How much "Nip" will I need to procure the next Flight to Romulus

I'm sure I could provide you with a little "Nip" here and there if it will make you purr for me. You don't mind hickies do you?

SOS Cleopatra · « **Reply #34 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:43:54 am »

Quote from: Kroma on March 03, 2005, 11:38:06 am

Quote
Wouldn't you like to ride my Magic carpet?

For all you not as attuned to Romulan double speak as I have become, this sig line of Cleo's is really lesbo speak. She's a tease, come back to the Queendom of Kromydia, I am guarantied to put out.

No, actually you are guarantied to put in, Queen Kroma in typical Gorn fashion prefers to lead from the rear.

FA Frey XC · « **Reply #35 on:** March 03, 2005, 01:09:25 pm »

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 11:43:54 am

Quote from: Kroma on March 03, 2005, 11:38:06 am
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Wouldn't you like to ride my Magic carpet?

For all you not as attuned to Romulan double speak as I have become, this sig line of Cleo's is really lesbo speak. She's a tease, come back to the Queendom of Kromydia, I am guarantied to put out.

No, actually you are guarantied to put in, Queen Kroma in typical Gorn fashion prefers to lead from the rear.

FPF-Jem · « **Reply #36 on:** March 03, 2005, 03:50:09 pm »

Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on March 02, 2005, 07:22:58 am

Hmm. He just called you a dung eating worm of a fed Jem.

rp on

You never can trust what a Romulan says as its all double speak. I'm sure he really meant it as a sneaky form of humility on his part considering my encounters with the SOS on previous occasions.

rp off

I just know I'm going to catch it this time

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2005, 04:05:13 pm »

A Gorn Queen? Hmmm...I dunno my old boss was Sssazzix...this should be interesting...are you a Cyber-transvestite? Could be...

Ah well what the heck.

Sooo has anyone come up with good tactics to counter "Taldren's Last Big Mistake", the cheesy Reamulan cloak that winks out plasma torps ?

Anyway how do I get on the DYNA...seems to be a thread here somewhere on that....

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #38 on:** March 03, 2005, 04:12:16 pm »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 04:05:13 pm

Sooo has anyone come up with good tactics to counter "Taldren's Last Big Mistake", the cheesy Reamulan cloak that winks out plasma torps ?

Actually, I wouldn't call it a mistake at all. They fixed the cloak, it is still fairly easy to defeat. We will be practicing some of those very tactics tonight. Hoop on the SSCF TS server tonight and look me or DH up to join in the fun.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #39 on:** March 03, 2005, 04:32:18 pm »

Real men don't cloak, so I guess we'll see a lot of it.

CaptJosh · « **Reply #40 on:** March 03, 2005, 04:37:36 pm »

Well, I guess I'll be online tonight for some plasma training, then. Hopefully I'll do a little better than when DH was giving me pointers on crossing the T. Funny thing is, there's an old atmosphere fighter pilot term for this tactic. It's called "boom and zoom." Which, also happens to be a description for what occurs after Kroma eats Dr. McCoy's favorite camp food, beans with bourbon flavoring. (An explosive combination, to be sure.)

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #41 on:** March 03, 2005, 04:57:37 pm »

Quote from: CaptJosh on March 03, 2005, 04:37:36 pm

Well, I guess I'll be online tonight for some plasma training, then. Hopefully I'll do a little better than when DH was giving me pointers on crossing the T.

Just ask Kroma, it is better to be the pitcher than the catcher

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #42 on:** March 03, 2005, 05:38:19 pm »

Quote from: Kroma on March 03, 2005, 04:12:16 pm

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 04:05:13 pm

Sooo has anyone come up with good tactics to counter "Taldren's Last Big Mistake", the cheesy Reamulan cloak that winks out plasma torps ?

Actually, I wouldn't call it a mistake at all. They fixed the cloak, it is still fairly easy to defeat. We will be practicing some of those very tactics tonight. Hoop on the SSCF TS server tonight and look me or DH up to join in the fun.

Could be...yet I have had my share of freaky stuff happening since the last and final patch came out

For example...while tracking a Rommie KE with the CDD (he going at spd 7) he kept enticing me by winking his cloak on and off...so the cat and mouse game went for some minutes until I got to the range and angle I needed for a slam ...when I followed in hard to HR+mizzia what I expected to be a breach he kicked in his cloak and winked my stuff out at...speed 7. Now i thought that was supposed to take effect at speed 6. His return R torp forced me to WW and there i was stuck with no WW made up and he had what appears to be an infinte WW because his mangy cloak.

In another encounter (another pilot) I got into a knife fight and noticed that the winking effect seemed to kick in well before they were fully cloaked...a little too fast and a little too efficient. 100% of my plasma was gone but his ship was only about 50% cloaked. Seems broke to me.

Thing is this stuff can throw off your game big time. There is a long history of bugs concerning the Romulan cloak that goes back quite ways in all of the games SFC1, SFC2 and SFC OP. Thuis my confidence level that it was all "fixed" on the final patch is none too high.

But I'm here to learn.

GDA-S'Cipio · « **Reply #43 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:35:14 pm »

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 05:38:19 pm

For example...while tracking a Rommie KE with the CDD (he going at spd 7) he kept enticing me by winking his cloak on and off...so the cat and mouse game went for some minutes until I got to the range and angle I needed for a slam ...when I followed in hard to HR+mizzia what I expected to be a breach he kicked in his cloak and winked my stuff out at...speed 7. Now i thought that was supposed to take effect at speed 6. His return R torp forced me to WW and there i was stuck with no WW made up and he had what appears to be an infinte WW because his mangy cloak.

Actually, that can happen at any speed. The odds just get better the slower he is going. I'll dig up my chance-to-lose-lock chart and post it. In the last patch, after many requests on the forums, Dave was trying to mimic the SFB chart.

Thing is, the cloak still isn't quite as good as it is in SFB. But the last patch got it pretty close.

-S'Cipio

T' Kang · « **Reply #44 on:** March 03, 2005, 08:56:34 pm »

Quote from: SOS Cleopatra on March 03, 2005, 08:40:32 am

Scanky Old Sluts eh?

It seems to me we are far above comparison to the Grannies Drag Association. Again jealousy raising its ugly tutu. What you need is someone who could look beyond your physical repulsiveness, I'd suggest a warehouse worker, who could sweep you off your feet by using his forklift on your love handles.

As for Romulan men, it seems that their R Torps have a little distance on your shriveled little G Torps, leaving a girl much more satisfied when they are launched. Of course they require a bit more power to charge, so not sure if you Gorn would have the energy for it. It seems your hardpoint mounts tend to swivel limply, and can't remain in a fixed arc, the R Torps on the other hand remain firm and pointed straight ahead, just where a girl likes em.

LMAO... I have not played SFC2 for quite a while but... Klingons used to move faster, and recharge quicker especially when working from side to side.

KDS-KYTARH · « **Reply #45 on:** March 04, 2005, 07:16:08 am »

No, actually you are guarantied to put in, Queen Kroma in typical Gorn fashion prefers to lead from the rear.

Quote

Plus Karma for Cleopatra, Kai the Female Warrior!

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #46 on:** March 04, 2005, 09:29:55 am »

Quote from: KDS-KYTARH on March 04, 2005, 07:16:08 am

Kai the Female Warrior!

You spelled "kill" wrong

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #47 on:** March 04, 2005, 04:36:12 pm »

Heh heh. Good thing there is no sound in space, otherwise my sensitive ears will be assaulted by all of this endless Gorn trash talk while in battle. Either that or their screams for mercy.

For their sake I hope they are as skilled in battle as they are in prattle.

We do not worry, as there is an old saying: He who laughs last, laughs with a Romulan accent.

However we should stock up on earplugs.

<--- Note: Required flame retardant smiley.

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #48 on:** March 04, 2005, 06:26:20 pm »

Quote from: Scipio_66 on March 03, 2005, 08:35:14 pm

Quote from: Rondo_GE The Humble on March 03, 2005, 05:38:19 pm

For example...while tracking a Rommie KE with the CDD (he going at spd 7) he kept enticing me by winking his cloak on and off...so the cat and mouse game went for some minutes until I got to the range and angle I needed for a slam ...when I followed in hard to HR+mizzia what I expected to be a breach he kicked in his cloak and winked my stuff out at...speed 7. Now i thought that was supposed to take effect at speed 6. His return R torp forced me to WW and there i was stuck with no WW made up and he had what appears to be an infinte WW because his mangy cloak.

Actually, that can happen at any speed. The odds just get better the slower he is going. I'll dig up my chance-to-lose-lock chart and post it. In the last patch, after many requests on the forums, Dave was trying to mimic the SFB chart.

Thing is, the cloak still isn't quite as good as it is in SFB. But the last patch got it pretty close.

-S'Cipio

You don't say? Well looks like a was outplayed. I hate when that happens.

_Rondo_GE The OutLaw · « **Reply #49 on:** March 04, 2005, 06:33:48 pm »

Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 04, 2005, 04:36:12 pm

Heh heh. Good thing there is no sound in space, otherwise my sensitive ears will be assaulted by all of this endless Gorn trash talk while in battle. Either that or their screams for mercy.

For their sake I hope they are as skilled in battle as they are in prattle.

We do not worry, as there is an old saying: He who laughs last, laughs with a Romulan accent.

However we should stock up on earplugs.

<--- Note: Required flame retardant smiley.

I don't talk much when I fly unless I'm drunk. I don't fly well when I'm drunk so I'm probably losing.

So the answer is if we are flying and I am talking I am none too skilled and probably losing.

I wish Harry Mudd of Icop were back...the best drunk pilot I ever saw.

Where are they now? (sob)

Green · « **Reply #50 on:** March 05, 2005, 07:20:41 am »

Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 04, 2005, 04:36:12 pm

Heh heh. Good thing there is no sound in space, otherwise my sensitive ears will be assaulted by all of this endless Gorn trash talk while in battle. Either that or their screams for mercy.

For their sake I hope they are as skilled in battle as they are in prattle.

We do not worry, as there is an old saying: He who laughs last, laughs with a Romulan accent.

However we should stock up on earplugs.

<--- Note: Required flame retardant smiley.

Ooooo ... look out Gorn ... Crazy is on the warpath!!!

(and the required aforementioned, and legally approved, smiley

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