How dare you!, you oversssized sssmurf, oversssized that is except where it countsss to a Diva! "Luggage-in-Waiting" indeed! Do you sssee any bags under these lovely eyesss? Do you sssee any "Love Handlesss"?, Do you think I'm good for nothing but to transssport your clothesss like sssome immgrant working illegally for your employ? I think not!
"Mr. Turn Your Head for Better Reception"! I think you better turn that empty container back around and catch my broadcassssst. THISSS ISS A PRIVATE SSSERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!. That meansss you better do what I sssay or I will ssservice your little blue privatesss with a ssswift and oh ssso very painful kick! You thought you had blue ballsss before, wait till I'm done! Ssso you better ssshape up sssmartass, or your going to need that Labrador to retrive your family jewelsss! Ssso, unlessss I read "Divasss" instead of "Luggage-in-Waiting", you better ssstart packing your own bagsss or you wont have a sssack to pack! Do I make myssself clear?
S'Trupaul out