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Offline FPF-DieHard

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I must share this with you all . . .
« on: February 21, 2005, 05:21:51 pm »
From an MSN conversation . . . .

J'inn says:
DAMN BIMBOS!!

J'inn says:
Arrgh

J'inn says:
I have to go

J'inn says:
ttyl


Anyone else chuckle?   ;D
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Offline Hexx

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2005, 05:27:13 pm »
One of them use teeth?
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2005, 06:31:00 pm »
GRRRR!

I had to drop everything and go help a female friend buy a vacuum cleaner.

Definition of Help = PAY FOR



GRRRR!!

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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2005, 06:37:30 pm »
Sounds kinky  :o

Did you say Pay For? Exactly what line of work is she in?
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2005, 06:39:57 pm »
She got a new house and decided I should buy her a house warming present.


When she called she said something about sucking so I nearly killed myself to get there.   Wasn't until I got there that I learned that she was talking about a (*6)(*&$*)&^&$) vacuum cleaner.  Sadly, it was the only thing involving suction.    GRRRRRRRR!!!!


GRRRRRR.
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2005, 06:43:53 pm »
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!*

then what was that sound?

Oh nevermind just the sound of a very strong vacuum cleaner sucking bills out of J'inn's wallet

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2005, 06:49:15 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on February 21, 2005, 06:43:53 pm


Oh nevermind just the sound of a very strong vacuum cleaner sucking bills out of J'inn's wallet


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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2005, 06:57:32 pm »
Get her a Roomba.  You will never regret it. 

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2005, 07:18:21 pm »
Sorry J'inn, that really sucks.
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2005, 07:54:49 pm »
Hope she didn't take you to the cleaners.
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2005, 08:11:57 pm »
Or leave you holding the bag........ :P
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2005, 08:25:20 pm »
Must suck to Be you J'inn.

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2005, 09:11:17 pm »
It might be time to kick her to the Kirby.
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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2005, 09:12:30 pm »
But there might be attachments involved...... ;D
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2005, 09:14:36 pm »
at least you werent hosed
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2005, 09:30:50 pm »
ALRIGHT!! Shut the hell up!!  All of y'all.

I expected a nice thread of my fellow men sharing stories like mine.   BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!   I get heartless pointing and snickering layered with extremely bad puns.

Well that tears it.   I'm letting Hexx get whatever he wants for AoTK II.   You guys are screwed.

ANd Mazeppa, I didn't click on yer little porno link but I am rather insulted that you would think that a member of society of my stature would get involving in something as sick as Roombaing  . . .  whatever the heck that is.   Damn swingers and their kinky alternative lifestyle stuff.

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2005, 09:45:51 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on February 21, 2005, 09:30:50 pm
ALRIGHT!! Shut the hell up!!  All of y'all.

Musta been bad if he's gotta resort to talkin' like a Southerner even though he's a DC lawer :P
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2005, 12:28:22 am »
I don't know how Many times I've used the word Lawyer and Suck in the same sentance and J'inn never rushed to my house offering expensive Gifts.  ;)

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2005, 01:08:43 am »
Quote from: Stephen on February 22, 2005, 12:28:22 am
I don't know how Many times I've used the word Lawyer and Suck in the same sentance and J'inn never rushed to my house offering expensive Gifts.  ;)

stephen

Just be glad that Kroma isn't a lawyer    :P
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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2005, 01:29:34 am »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on February 22, 2005, 01:08:43 am
Quote from: Stephen on February 22, 2005, 12:28:22 am
I don't know how Many times I've used the word Lawyer and Suck in the same sentance and J'inn never rushed to my house offering expensive Gifts.  ;)

stephen

Just be glad that Kroma isn't a lawyer    :P

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: I must share this with you all . . .
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2005, 06:10:41 am »
Did I hear right....J'inn got a "Hot Bimbo" selling a Vacuum cleaner, demonstrating the sucking action and J'inn bought it !


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