You're weird and the original starbuck sucks compared to the new one. All he did was whine about the trouble of double-dealing two women and clearly had trouble beating Apollo when it came to flying. I mean, c'mon, that woman with the quadruple eyes and ears was giving him big hints on the casino planet but he was too busy trying to stare into her multiple eyes to see the obvious going on right under his nose!
Oh, and the reality of him rebuilding a cylon? C'mon, what is he master pilot, master gambler, master smoker, master ground soldier, AND master roboticist? Let's not forget his whininess when he was accused of murder and complete inadequacy to help in his own defense. Oh, and when he kept on firing at Count Iblis even after he'd seen Apollo's weapon have no effect was really, really stupid.
Let's talk about the tech of the old show as well. Let's see...lasers. We all know that lasers are completely useless in space. First of all, the damage ratio as range increases is totally stupid. Real space combat is going to take place with projectile weapons fired at high speeds creating a literal wall of objects with high inertia that will slam into oncoming objects with such force that they obliterate them. What's more, their range is only affected by the affect of gravity upon them (I believe something says that an object in motion tends to stay in motion, does it not?) Lasers are only effective from very short range, which is why ballistic objects are the weapons of choice in any space combat situation. Further, look at those old vipers. How the hell did they move around? There were no maneuvering jets for them. The new vipers actually obey the laws of physics more than the old ones, but they old ones were our childhood loves so they have to be revered more...
Believe it or not, shooting at incoming missiles and torpedoes is the #1 defense used by real-word vessels and would continue to be the #1 method in space. Shields remain the realm of far-out there sci-fi. Armor, point-defense, missile interception are the real methods of the day, and the near future. Lasers take too long to 'burn' through their target. It's much easier to just put up a wall of metal with high levels of kinetic energy to wipe out the things in the way.