Topic: ISC Security Forces Issue A Warrant For The Arrest Of The Traitor Agave

[Corbomite]

With the destruction of the ISC flagship over Ghdar recently many Concordians are wondering just what the High Command was thinking allowing a former enemy command of such an important vessel.

"We were obviously duped," croaked the Strategic Operations Commander Julin Eurthyr. "We trusted him based on his record to this date and and his solemn word as as a flag officer and he betrayed that trust by "accidentally" getting destroyed over Ghdar. What he was doing there is a mystery as he had no orders to attack the Gorn home systems at that time."

There was no immediate comment from Supreme Commander Blade, but an official release from his office is quoted as saying "PPPHHHHHHFFFFFFFFTTT!!!" Commander Blade has been out of the public eye recently and unconfirmed rumors place him in a clinic specializing in Orion social diseases.

In an exclusive interview over subspace Captain Agave protested his innocence, "I had no idea I was anywhere near Ghdar. I was on my way to Pismo Beach and I got lost on the way." He then went on to explain that he missed an important left turn at Albuquerque.

Commander Eurthyr wasn't buying that explanation, "That's an obvious ploy to defer his guilt. Anyone looking at the map can clearly see that Albuquerque is no where near Ghdar. I mean, nobody's that stupid, right? These weak excuses will not stop us from hunting him down like a renegade croc."

ISC Security forces issued an all points bulletin announcing the arrest warrant and an advisory to be on the lookout for a two hundred foot radioactive lizard with a fifty gallon bottle of Tequila and bad breath. Captain Agave's family is being held for questioning and their own protection until the traitor can be brought to justice.

The mood on the streets of Concordia is obviously unsettled. Several citizens were heard to make disparaging remarks such as "Those idiots! What did they think he'd do with it?" and "Wow! What a cold blooded thing to do!".

More on this story as it develops.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

It wasn't me as I was in spacedock at the time of the occurance having my tractors overhauled.....

[GDA-Agave]

<somewhere in deep space between Ghdar and Condordia>

Captain Agave reads the warrant as it slowly scrolls across his screen.

"Oh, bloody hell!!!"

Lt. Sssyths, looking over Agave's shoulder reading the screen as well.

Sssyths, "Well, sir.    You must be feeling quite comfortable about now"

"WHAT?!", yells Agave.  "What the hell do you mean by that.   You know I was setup.    This is all some plan of Kroma's and Scipio's to discredit me with the ISC leaders on my business relations mission.   They only fear that I will become too popular with our Confederate Congress if I successfully complete this mission.   Damn those left-wing rock-huggers.  I'll show them!"

"Sir...........what I meant was.....well.........it isn't exactly the first time the ISC had wanted your head on a pacification pike."

<Agave looks up at his Lt as seeing him for the first time>

"Ahhhh, you're so right, Lt.   I knew you have a brain in there.   I was wondering if pressing that fire button had blunted your intellect after all this time."

"Helm.   Set a course for Ghdar.   We're going home.............but not as they might want.    I'm going to clear those planets of all the overheated, muttle brained, back-stabbing scaley sons-of-a-mammal........."

"CAPTAIN!", yells the communications office.   "We're receiving a scrambled communication from Capt. ChuutRitt.    He is requesting we meet him in sector 563.   That's a highly dense asteriod field, sir!"

"Great", sighs Agave.   "Just when I thought this little situation couldn't get any more complicated."

[Dizzy]

 

[FPF-Wanderer]

 

That had me lauching so hard I think I woke the neighbors!  Good one, Corbo!

 

[FPF-Wanderer]

That had me lauching so hard I think I woke the neighbors!  Good one, Corbo! +1

 

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

<Chuut-Ritt looked over at his first officer sibling>

"Is this true?"

Rhuut-Ritt shrugged his shoulders, "It seems to be an official document, bering five pages of official certifications by Admiral Julin and the standard pictures depicting Fleet Admiral Blade as some sort of religious symbol, you know the laurels on his head and the thunderbolts in his hands....

"Yes, I'm more than familar with those images of his "royal worshipfullness", Chuut replied sarcastically, "I thought it was bad enough when Pharoh was "The Living God".  "Well at least they didn't include the ones with Blade on the Bridge of the Battleship, sitting on his "mighty thone"....<Snicker> "At least we can thank Agave for not having to look at those anymore....."

"Indeed", Rhuut-Ritt commented with a mirthful look in his eyes.

"Anyhow,"  Chuut continued, "so the Gorn are offering a fiefdom, and are delivering the extra T-bombs for free to all bounty hunters, despite the fact that the pirates are opposed to them currently, and the ISC has offered a reward even bigger than that of the Gorn for his capture, a fiefdom I believe it says <looks at document>, actually an Earldom.....hmmmm....

"You wouldn't", stammered Rhuut looking at his captain, "Captain Agave is an old friend, and he joined the pacification forces only at your urging...."

"You know me better than that", Chuut responded with a wink, "I would never betray a friend like that........<Chuut pulls out an 18th century naval captain hat and puts on an eyepatch>.....but Kat Beard The Pirate, "Scourge of Space, he'd do it in a heartbeat!"



Set course for that secret asteroid base near the Star's End Bar, we got some ship refits to do, and hoist the Jolly Kitty!

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

nice likeness!   lol

[Julin Eurthyr]

C24N:

We have recently cought Admiral Eurthyr, as we sought him out for questioning over the Flagship Incident.  He had the following, obviously prepared, comments for us.

"We are saddened at the immense loss of Concordian lives, as all hands went down with the ship.  Luckily, Ex-Gorn Captain Agave requested a special Prounhoulte crew, at least the survivors can travel G'Hdar in disguise, as long as they don't spout the company line.
Reading reports of the incident, the Gorn Intelligence division has not found anything out of the ordinary, the reports read that a captain was seeking a bounty that we have placed on an Alliance officer.
We have considered all internal dicipline methods available, from the posting of Agave to a freighter, and we have come up with the most insidious one of all.
Effective last night, I have ordered Agave into a PF tender.  This way, he has the available firepower to take on those officers who annoy us, however, he shall be easy prey for those who seek to claim the Internal Security Office's mandate.
I have no further comments, and now have to spend my entire day writing letters of condolence to the families of the crew, and need to oversee the extraction of our fine officers from hostile territory."

He then formed up in a "flying wedge" formation and forced himselves through the press horde.  As soon as he cleared this intrepid reporter, his hands all went for their weapons, and, as per protocol, we granted him an extremely wide berth.

[SSCF-LeRoy]

"You know me better than that", Chuut responded with a wink, "I would never betray a friend like that........<Chuut pulls out an 18th century naval captain hat and puts on an eyepatch>.....but Kat Beard The Pirate, "Scourge of Space, he'd do it in a heartbeat!"



Set course for that secret asteroid base near the Star's End Bar, we got some ship refits to do, and hoist the Jolly Kitty!

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Reading reports of the incident, the Gorn Intelligence division has not found anything out of the ordinary,

I assure you that you are correct.  There is nothing out of the ordinary about Agave's ship being blasted to bits, with the loss of all hands.  Happens all the time.

ISC Security forces issued an all points bulletin announcing the arrest warrant and an advisory to be on the lookout for a two hundred foot radioactive lizard with a fifty gallon bottle of Tequila and bad breath. Captain Agave's family is being held for questioning and their own protection until the traitor can be brought to justice.

<Looks at last night's position on the map>

Is there a reward?  I happen to know where that lizard is.....

-S'Cipio

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I think the ISC leadership is considering switching out its bounties so that Agave is the target.....

[GDA-Agave]

A quote from me in the ISC requisitions thread.

"maybe I could have a turn at flying the ISC BB that seems to have changed hands a few times. I'd love to be able to return to Gdhar flying that big 'ole beast. The irony and possible R/P threads alone might just be worth it. "

ROFL!!   

Words that will haunt the ISC leaders for a long time.   Hahahahaha.

<runs back UNDER his rock>

Current ship name:   ISC The Fugitive
Current hideout:   My ISC base named "Agave's hideout", but I ain't telling where it is.   


Jachyra 

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

A quote from me in the ISC requisitions thread.

"maybe I could have a turn at flying the ISC BB that seems to have changed hands a few times. I'd love to be able to return to Gdhar flying that big 'ole beast. The irony and possible R/P threads alone might just be worth it. "

ROFL!!   

Words that will haunt the ISC leaders for a long time.   Hahahahaha.

<runs back UNDER his rock>

Current ship name:   ISC The Fugitive
Current hideout:   My ISC base named "Agave's hideout", but I ain't telling where it is.   


Jachyra 

I volunteer to wing with you on the Planet Agave, I got lots of experience escorting I-BBVZ's on Planet Assaults.....