Jon, don't take this the wrong way, but...
I hate you. I hate your team. I hate your coach. I hate your QB. I hate your city. I hate Patriot's fans. I hate Red Sox fans. (I don't hate the Sox.... At least they finally beat the Yankees!) I hate the Yankees. I hate your entire region. But most of all, I HATE your SENATORS and even though you won the SuperBowl YOU STILL HAVE TO WAKE UP WITH TEDDY KENNEDY EVERY MORNING!!!