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Offline GDA-S'Cipio

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Gorgania: The REAL secret behind Die Hard's success on SG4
« on: February 05, 2005, 04:09:25 pm »
The Organians have wussed out on their responsibilities of protecting the galaxy.  Thus the Gorn (the most peaceful and civilized race in known space) have no choice but to abandon our homeland, set up shop on Gorgania (formerly Organia), and take over the role of bringing justice to all.

Of course, we don't have omniscient powers like the Organians, so we have to settle with making PeaceMakers for our peace-loving allies.

Here is a photo of the first product out of our workshop.   We are off to a good start, and soon we will bring liberation to all the slave girls in the galaxy.



Go forth, brave and very dangerous Sir Die Hard.  Let none stand before you, and suffer no enemy of peace to live.  (And quit whining about how slowly the thing turns.  It was financed by Gorn.  How fast did you expect it to turn?)

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Re: Gorgania: The REAL secret behind Die Hard's success on SG4
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2005, 04:31:09 pm »
is that model available for download?  ;D
 
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Re: Gorgania: The REAL secret behind Die Hard's success on SG4
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2005, 04:35:36 pm »
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Of course, we don't have omniscient powers like the Organians, so we have to settle with making PeaceMakers for our peace-loving allies.


Omniciscient?   If they really were omniscient, they'd have known that they were going to get their butt kicked if they didn't do X.  Well, they didn't do X, so they got booted.   At least they were named right.   About as smart as the typical 'organ'.


NPR is a lot like NASCAR.  Two hundred miles an hour in a circle, and you end up right back where you started with nothing but lost time for the effort.