3rd Place: Hexx - 5VP's
Satan: OMG!!! Did you gusy see this??
Balzebub: OH CRAP!!!! I didn't think the end of the world was supposed to happen for another 20 years.
Satan: YES!! It says right here in Revelations, (the secret version), That the End of Days and the Begining of Armageddon Shall Begin with The Reign of Hillary the First of America in the year of our lord 2025.
Bill Clinton: WHAT!!!
Satan: Shaddup you!! Get back to planning.
Set: But But!! We're not ready for it yet. Not all of the lawyers have died yet!!! Where are we supposed to get the troops! I mean we still have the Nazis but that's hardly enough to combat the Nun Brigades and their Celestial Rulers.
Satan: <shudder>
Balzebub: THIS IS ALL HEXX'S FAULT!!! WHAT THE HERE HAPPENED!!
Set: <whisltles innocently>
Satan: WHAT DI YOU DO!!??
Set: <cough> Well he said he would give us his soul if <cough>
Satan: YOU IDIOT!!