I am surrounded by heathens.
Well screw this, still no PM from Paramount . . . . Time to be proactive.
<picks up phone>
L.A. Chick: Hello Paramount.
J?inn: Hello, this is J?inn. Perhaps you have heard of me.
Receptionist: No, sir, I?m sorry.
J?inn: grrr. Well I need to talk to Harry. Pronto.
Receptionist: There is no Mr. Pronto here.
J?inn: <stares at phone blankly> Umm. No I meant pronto as in fast. I need to talk to Harry right now.
Receptionist: Sir, we have lots of Harrys here. I need a last name.
J?inn: Hmm. I don?t know his last name but he?s in the Star Trek division and was something to do with public . . .
Receptionist: OH DEAR You one of those.
J?inn: Wha? No No
Receptionist: Hold please.
J?inn: But BUT BUT!!!
<click>
Computer Voice: Hello you have reached the Star Trek fan message system. Press 1 - if you are pissed at us over something involving Star Trek. Press 2 - If you think Klingons are real and not fictional characters. Press 3 - If you think William Shatner is god. Press 4 - If you are mad that TOS got cancelled. Press 5 - If you think you are a Vulcan. Press 6 - If you believe you have had sex with a Vulcan. Press 7 - If . . . .
GRRR!!! <slams down phone and re-dials>
Receptionist: Hello.
J?inn: Look it?s J?inn. Frankly I don?t give a damn about Star Trek. I care about ME!! Now get Harry?s asre on the phone right the hell now.
Receptionist: Look sir, I told you I need his last name.
J?inn: He is in the Star Trek Department. Management level. I?m going to be his lawyer . . .
Receptionist: DEAR LORD YOU?RE ONE OF THOSE!!!
J?inn: WHAT!!??
Receptionist: Hold please.
<click>
Computer Voice: Welcome to the Paramount Lawyer Help Line. Press 1 - If you want to sue us. Press 2 - If your client has been sued by us. Press 3 - If you are a lawyer that likes Star Trek and thinks he has sleep with a female Vulcan. Press 4 - If you are a lawyer that likes Star Trek and thinks he has slept with a male Vulcan. Press 5 . . .
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<slams down phone>