Topic: Punisher!

[KBF-WillWeasel]

Check yer PM box.

methinks it must be overflowing by now.

[KBF-Angel Slayer]

It could be a test to see how many PM's a box can hold until it explodes. 

[Sirgod]

Mine made It up to 900 today thanks to Ravok, and Clark Kent. 

Stephen

[Ravok]

 Yea! Yea! blame it all on Clark and I.

[Sirgod]

Yea! Yea! blame it all on Clark and I.

If the shoe Fits... looks at Ravoks feet. Uhm Nevermind.

Stephen

[Dallas]

I'm not loved. I only have 4 PMs.      

[Sirgod]

I'm not loved. I only have 4 PMs.      

Why Do I see a Spam attack Coming on. Oh wait I know.   

Stephen

[Capt. Mike]

I'm not loved. I only have 4 PMs.      

Why Do I see a Spam attack Coming on. Oh wait I know.   

Stephen

Scene:  A cafe.  One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets.  Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting.  A man and his wife enter.  The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


Mike

[Sirgod]

LOL, I endear Each and Every Poster, to send Capt. Mikes Post To Dallas. Dallas Is Obviously in need of Reading More PMs. It's a thing we must do, to keep respect and Honer for Our own People, and The Moderators.

Stephen

[Dallas]

LOL, I endear Each and Every Poster, to send Capt. Mikes Post To Dallas. Dallas Is Obviously in need of Reading More PMs. It's a thing we must do, to keep respect and Honer for Our own People, and The Moderators.

Stephen

Also, if I'm kept busy reading PMs then I won't have time to make your new Boy George signature.
 

[TheJudge]

LOL, I endear Each and Every Poster, to send Capt. Mikes Post To Dallas. Dallas Is Obviously in need of Reading More PMs. It's a thing we must do, to keep respect and Honer for Our own People, and The Moderators.

Stephen

Also, if I'm kept busy reading PMs then I won't have time to make your new Boy George signature.
 

Boy George signature?  Yuck.  Can I have a Nazi Harry though?  Yummy!

[Dallas]

LOL, I endear Each and Every Poster, to send Capt. Mikes Post To Dallas. Dallas Is Obviously in need of Reading More PMs. It's a thing we must do, to keep respect and Honer for Our own People, and The Moderators.

Stephen

Also, if I'm kept busy reading PMs then I won't have time to make your new Boy George signature.
 

Boy George signature?  Yuck.  Can I have a Nazi Harry though?  Yummy!

Hmmm, that would be interesting. How about if I swap out the Nazi symbol on the armband and
replace it with a pink triangle?

[Sirgod]

I don't think I've called you guys Bastards in this thread yet. 

Boy George. Ron, Kirk doesn't need to know about the boygeorge thread, nor the Killing game theread.

Stephen

[TheJudge]

LOL, I endear Each and Every Poster, to send Capt. Mikes Post To Dallas. Dallas Is Obviously in need of Reading More PMs. It's a thing we must do, to keep respect and Honer for Our own People, and The Moderators.

Stephen

Also, if I'm kept busy reading PMs then I won't have time to make your new Boy George signature.
 

Boy George signature?  Yuck.  Can I have a Nazi Harry though?  Yummy!

Hmmm, that would be interesting. How about if I swap out the Nazi symbol on the armband and
replace it with a pink triangle?

Now THAT would work..I'm drooling already!  (Okay, he really is too young for me but...oh what the hey! I like him better than his brother anyway.)

[Dallas]

Ok, I'll hunt around and see if I can find some good pics. I looked alittle
bit but all I saw were these cheesey, bad quality scans.

[KBF-Angel Slayer]

Seems that a lot of topics are being hijacked by TheJudge and SirGod.  Maybe they are flirting publically?

[Sirgod]

Seems that a lot of topics are being hijacked by TheJudge and SirGod.  Maybe they are flirting publically?

LOL, Not likely, Just good old fashioned Male Bonding. hehe, on other Forums we Argue like a couple of old Grizzlies though. 

Stephen

[KBF-Angel Slayer]

Seems that a lot of topics are being hijacked by TheJudge and SirGod. Maybe they are flirting publically?

LOL, Not likely, Just good old fashioned Male Bonding. hehe, on other Forums we Argue like a couple of old Grizzlies though.

Stephen

Oh.  I made a mistake.  It is just Stephen and Judge Malebonding.  (Who's bonding who?)

[Sirgod]

Seems that a lot of topics are being hijacked by TheJudge and SirGod. Maybe they are flirting publically?

LOL, Not likely, Just good old fashioned Male Bonding. hehe, on other Forums we Argue like a couple of old Grizzlies though.

Stephen

Oh.  I made a mistake.  It is just Stephen and Judge Malebonding.  (Who's bonding who?)

GRRR!!!!!! Punisher Check your Pms bro, so I can lock this thread. Angel Slayers abusing a Mod guys. 

Stephen

[KBF-Angel Slayer]

Come on, Stephen.  I was just kidding.  Besides, everyone else was abusing you and I didn't want you to think I didn't care, too.   besides, has Punsiher even been on since Will posted this?

[Sirgod]

Come on, Stephen.  I was just kidding.  Besides, everyone else was abusing you and I didn't want you to think I didn't care, too.   besides, has Punsiher even been on since Will posted this?

Oh I know man, I don't think he has too be honest. at least I haven't seen him.

Stephen

[Ravok]

Seems that a lot of topics are being hijacked by TheJudge and SirGod. Maybe they are flirting publically?

LOL, Not likely, Just good old fashioned Male Bonding. hehe, on other Forums we Argue like a couple of old Grizzlies though.

Stephen

Oh.  I made a mistake.  It is just Stephen and Judge Malebonding.  (Who's bonding who?)

    Good one !

[Sirgod]

Seems that a lot of topics are being hijacked by TheJudge and SirGod. Maybe they are flirting publically?

LOL, Not likely, Just good old fashioned Male Bonding. hehe, on other Forums we Argue like a couple of old Grizzlies though.

Stephen

Oh.  I made a mistake.  It is just Stephen and Judge Malebonding.  (Who's bonding who?)

    Good one !

Laugh it up Anvil Boy , At least we know who calls me everyday. 

Stephen

[TheJudge]

Seems that a lot of topics are being hijacked by TheJudge and SirGod. Maybe they are flirting publically?

LOL, Not likely, Just good old fashioned Male Bonding. hehe, on other Forums we Argue like a couple of old Grizzlies though.

Stephen

Oh.  I made a mistake.  It is just Stephen and Judge Malebonding.  (Who's bonding who?)

    Good one !

I had a boyfriend once who wanted to experiment in bondage.  We tied him to a joshua cross, blindfolded him, someone gave him a couple of hits from a bong, and then he was shaved from the neck down. 

I refused to be tied up and it was the beginning of the end of our relationship (I get jealous).

[Ravok]

Seems that a lot of topics are being hijacked by TheJudge and SirGod. Maybe they are flirting publically?

LOL, Not likely, Just good old fashioned Male Bonding. hehe, on other Forums we Argue like a couple of old Grizzlies though.

Stephen

Oh.  I made a mistake.  It is just Stephen and Judge Malebonding.  (Who's bonding who?)

    Good one !

Laugh it up Anvil Boy , At least we know who calls me everyday. 

Stephen

 So tell me, where you male bonding with your Poi Balls?

[KBF-Angel Slayer]

I am beginning to wonder if TheJudge and Stephen don't have Pun tied up in the basement, or he sent his replies via PunEx super glued to the back of his turtle express.  Anyone seen him?

[TheJudge]

I'll have some pictures for you soon.  He's enjoying the full-body latex suit with chains right now.

[Sirgod]

GRRR!!!! and the sad thing is, I consider you guys friends.

Poor Stephen

[TheJudge]

GRRR!!!! and the sad thing is, I consider you guys friends.

Poor Stephen

You can lick him when I'm done.  I'll even bath him first.

[KBF-Angel Slayer]

I think Pun stepped off the planet for a moment...

[Sirgod]

What concerns me, Is I know Cali. Had some mudslides. Don't know If it was in the Diego area though.

Stephen

[KBF-WillWeasel]

I dunno, Pun has posted in the past few days, don't know how he missed this thread.


Well the usefullness of this thread is over. What I was hoping to hear from Pun about has been dealt with by other means.

[Sirgod]

at least that was worked out Will. Good luck to you two.

Stephen

[Dallas]

I think Pun stepped off the planet for a moment...

Come back Pun!!! The last time you stepped off the planet I almost
got banned from the Starlance forums. Hurry!! I like here and don't
wanna get banned.
 

[toasty0]

Pun is here. He's just busy getting a new razor ready...

[Just plain old Punisher]

Arg sorry bout that. It should be there....let me check the tracking number.

[Nemesis]

Arg sorry bout that. It should be there....let me check the tracking number.

It might still be stuck in the butter.