Scotch. CHECK!! good stuff too.
Rum. CHECK!!! even better stuff.
Beer. Will get tonight.
The Bruce Lords of the Gorn Confederation would like to assure the Klingon and Romulan governments that our invasion of your space, and our devastation of your capitals, has been cancelled. Feel free to beat up on the froggies while we leave you alone.
Instead, all our righteous fury will be directed at the Lyrans, since their heathen membership have dared suggest that rum can be better than scotch. Our Department of Ironic Tortures has determined that their overlord must be captured, strapped to a board, and then submerged in a tank of Dewars until dead.
We understand that the Lyrans and Klingons have military alliance of shared space, and understand that some minor damage to Klingon holdings is inevitable. However we promise to keep this as minor as possible. When you meet us just point us in the direction of J'inn, and we'll leave you alone.
-S'Cipio