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Offline KAT J'inn

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T Minus 24:7:00
« on: January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am »
Shopasaurus Rex loaded onto a plane this morning, kissed and patted on the tush, and shipped to another state for the weekend.   CHECK!!

Various other distracting females otherwise occupied.   CHECK!!

Caught up at work.   CHECK!!!

Snowstorm coming in order to insure no outside distractions.   CHECK.

Scotch.  CHECK!!    good stuff too.

Rum.  CHECK!!!   even better stuff.

Beer.   Will get tonight.

Food.  Will get tonight (ugh, pre snowstorm mad rush on grocery store)

Coffee.  CHECK

Tea.  CHECK.

Clothing.   Unnecessary.

Razor.  Unnecessary.

Death of my enemies.   Assured.



PREPARE TO DIE!!!
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2005, 11:19:27 am »
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am
Death of my enemies.   Assured.



PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Umm... didn't you get these backwards last time too, or am I thinking of Dizzy...?

 :P


PS Man, the scotch and rum sound good.

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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2005, 11:59:57 am »
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am
Death of my enemies.   Assured.

Your crew? :)
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2005, 12:27:23 pm »
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am

Scotch.  CHECK!!    good stuff too.

Rum.  CHECK!!!   even better stuff.

Beer.   Will get tonight.

The Bruce Lords of the Gorn Confederation would like to assure the Klingon and Romulan governments that our invasion of your space, and our devastation of your capitals, has been cancelled.  Feel free to beat up on the froggies while we leave you alone.

Instead, all our righteous fury will be directed at the Lyrans, since their heathen membership have dared suggest that rum can be better than scotch.  Our Department of Ironic Tortures has determined that their overlord must be captured, strapped to a board, and then submerged in a tank of Dewars until dead.

We understand that the Lyrans and Klingons have military alliance of shared space, and understand that some minor damage to Klingon holdings is inevitable.  However we promise to keep this as minor as possible.   When you meet us just point us in the direction of J'inn, and we'll leave you alone.

-S'Cipio
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2005, 12:32:43 pm »
The Gorn are coming?  Hey!! Weasel, where's the Tartar Sauce?
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2005, 12:37:56 pm »
Quote from: Scipio_66 on January 21, 2005, 12:27:23 pm


Instead, all our righteous fury will be directed at the Lyrans, since their heathen membership have dared suggest that run can be better than scotch.  Our Department of Ironic Tortures has determined that their overlord must be captured, strapped to a board, and then submerged in a tank of Dewars until dead.


-S'Cipio

Pffft. Old Miliwaukee is better than scotch.
Mediocre whiskey spoiled by throwing dirt into it is all scotch is.
Don't worry, once we counquer you semi-sentient walking handbags we'll hook you up with some booze you'll like... maybe some of them foo-foo wine coolers. Ought to be a lot of that left over in the ruins of the Federation.


Don't worry Jinn, I'll cover your back. I might be so far back you can't see me, but I'll be there. Honest!
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2005, 12:41:21 pm »
Quote from: SSCF-Paladin on January 21, 2005, 11:19:27 am
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am
Death of my enemies.   Assured.



PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Umm... didn't you get these backwards last time too, or am I thinking of Dizzy...?

 :P

Just think of J'inn with Yoda' voice.  "Death of my enemies. -  Assured."
Of course in J'inn's case, the farce is with him. ;)


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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2005, 01:04:37 pm »
Quote from: likkerpig on January 21, 2005, 12:37:56 pm


Pffft. Old Miliwaukee is better than scotch.

 :o

Umm Piggy . . .   Teasing the Gorn is cool.   Sending them into a blind and rabid rage can be unhealthy.

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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2005, 01:12:55 pm »
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 01:04:37 pm
Quote from: likkerpig on January 21, 2005, 12:37:56 pm


Pffft. Old Miliwaukee is better than scotch.

 :o

Umm Piggy . . .   Teasing the Gorn is cool.   Sending them into a blind and rabid rage can be unhealthy.



Exactly! Then they will be (even more) careless!
Easy meat for you and Hexx!
Man, I am a psy-ops genius!


Scotch, ugh! Only thing worse is Tequila!
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2005, 02:20:10 pm »
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am
Clothing.   Unnecessary.

I beg to differ :P <attempts to pound image of naked J'inn at the computer out of head> :banghead: :stopposting:
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2005, 07:05:39 pm »
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am
Snowstorm coming in order to insure no outside distractions.   CHECK.

Power outage for the next 3 days.  CHECK.
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2005, 07:41:49 pm »
Quote from: Green on January 21, 2005, 07:05:39 pm
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am
Snowstorm coming in order to insure no outside distractions.   CHECK.

Power outage for the next 3 days.  CHECK.


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

Don't even think it or it'll happen!!

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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2005, 08:26:50 pm »
 +1 Karma for Green.  ;D


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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2005, 08:40:40 pm »
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 07:41:49 pm
Quote from: Green on January 21, 2005, 07:05:39 pm
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am
Snowstorm coming in order to insure no outside distractions.   CHECK.

Power outage for the next 3 days.  CHECK.


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

Don't even think it or it'll happen!!



Think positive, at least your ship will be safe then... :P
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2005, 09:03:53 am »
T Minus 00:02:05:00


OH BOY OH BOY!!!  They are calling for a foot of snow.  It's already coming down.  And a foot in DC will shut this city down baby!!


Okay, now I just need to install Ventrilloooo Voice,   Read the Rules,   Figure out loopholes, re-install cheating software, and cover my ship with grease so it can't be tractored.

AND . . . .   I'm getting a Lyran DNH!!!!    OH BOY OH BOY!!!


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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2005, 11:00:23 am »
T Minus 00:00:10:00!!!!


Depends Undergarments ON!!   CHECK!!

Coffee Brewed CHECK!!!

Snowing like an SOB Outside     CHECK!!!

Cookies  CHECK!!

Rum for coffee and cookies!!   CHECK!!!

Telephone Disabled (accidently dropped down the stairs)  CHECK!!!

Pleading on VT for a wingman innitiated!!  CHECK!!!

OH BOY OH BOY!!!

 
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2005, 11:08:13 am »
T Minus ZERO!!!!!



WHERE THE HELL IS HEXX!!!!???


HELP!!!


Umm, where's the server?  <snicker>
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2005, 11:09:01 am »
Wheres the installer!!
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2005, 01:04:12 pm »
T Plus 00:01:56:00


Server FUBAR    CHECK!!!


grumble!!!

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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2005, 03:34:59 pm »
Quote from: likkerpig on January 21, 2005, 12:37:56 pm
Pffft. Old Miliwaukee is better than scotch.
Mediocre whiskey spoiled by throwing dirt into it is all scotch is.

ACCCK

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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2005, 04:08:04 pm »
Quote from: 762_XC on January 22, 2005, 03:34:59 pm
Quote from: likkerpig on January 21, 2005, 12:37:56 pm
Pffft. Old Miliwaukee is better than scotch.
Mediocre whiskey spoiled by throwing dirt into it is all scotch is.


ACCCK

I know who the next Alliance bounty is on!!!!


Bring it on you fluffy bunnies!

Like the alliance will ever collect a bounty.
 :rofl:


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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2005, 04:18:56 pm »
Quote from: Overlord J'inn on January 21, 2005, 11:05:59 am
PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Just wanted to correct a spelling mistake for you, old buddy, since it's throwing us for a bit of a loop:

J'inn: "PREPARED TO DIE!!!"

There, that makes more sense...  :rwoot:
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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2005, 05:08:49 pm »
T plus 00:06:00    broken...  still broken...   Jinn wanted me to deliver his drones and Im going to make sure he gets them!


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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2005, 12:26:21 pm »
T Plus 01:01:15:00


 :banghead: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :soap: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:


ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Not that I don't appreciate the efforts of Dizzy, Inc.,  but . . . ..        ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2005, 02:13:09 pm »
Shop Rex just called.   I'm to pick her up at the airport at 6:30pm.    Before that I need to unbury my car from the snow.  And then, I need to leave at 5:30 to get there on time.   It's 3:00 pm now.   Dizzy just said it will start at 4:00 pm.

Oh, did I mention that I need to help Srop Rex shovel her driveway and unbury her car tonight.


In short.  I'm screwed.


DIZZY YOU BASTARD!!!!!



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Re: T Minus 24:7:00
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2005, 02:15:55 pm »
I take it that Mr. Trustworthy is that lawyer in the flick "Secretary?" I kind of thought it was cool, that woman would literally do anything he wanted.  ;D
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