Alrighty!!!
You Alliance and ISC weasels have been having oh so much fun with your J'inn bashing lately. It is sad that none of you seem to have a real hobby. Tsk! But that's okay. For soon you will be so demoralised re: this game that you will have to go out and get another hobby.
Might I suggest kicking puppies, since you all seem to enjoy being sadists.
Demoralised?? you ask.
Yes. For you see I have been taking intensive D2 classes at the MadElf Institute for Advanced Barbarian Tactics. I am now a D2 killing machine. Add to that my complete inability to be embarassed at the amount of cheese I fly, and well, you get the picture.
You are going to die. Slowly. Painfully.
Why just a few days ago I killed DH. He was in some ISC cheeseboat and I had a wonderful Lyran ship.
And I swear the following is true. He said . . .
"OMG I'm about to get owned by J'inn. I'm going to have to retire from the D2." (paraphrased)
Now of course he was not completely serious. But during a real campaign, with someone like me who WILL take pictures and post detailed embarrassing accounts of your pathetic deaths, well . . .. it will be . . . disheartening to many of you.
To those who won't be able to take this strain, I suggest that you fly Lyran. Or, for those of you unable to grasp the complexities of flying the superior race, try Klingon. Or Romulan, if you must.
Or you could go to the dog pound.
Your choice.
THUS BEGINS THE WINTER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!!
J'inn the Surly