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The MADELF Factor
« on: January 18, 2005, 10:16:43 am »
Alrighty!!!

You Alliance and ISC weasels have been having oh so much fun with your J'inn bashing lately.  It is sad that none of you seem to have a real hobby.  Tsk!  But that's okay.  For soon you will be so demoralised re: this game that you will have to go out and get another hobby.

Might I suggest kicking puppies, since you all seem to enjoy being sadists.

Demoralised?? you ask.

Yes.  For you see I have been taking intensive D2 classes at the MadElf Institute for Advanced Barbarian Tactics.   I am now a D2 killing machine.   Add to that my complete inability to be embarassed at the amount of cheese I fly, and well, you get the picture.

You are going to die.  Slowly.  Painfully.

Why just a few days ago I killed DH.   He was in some ISC cheeseboat and I had a wonderful Lyran ship.

And I swear the following is true.   He said . . .

"OMG I'm about to get owned by J'inn.  I'm going to have to retire from the D2."  (paraphrased)

Now of course he was not completely serious.  But during a real campaign,  with someone like me who WILL take pictures and post detailed embarrassing accounts of your pathetic deaths, well . . ..  it will be . . . disheartening to many of you.

To those who won't be able to take this strain, I suggest that you fly Lyran.  Or, for those of you unable to grasp the complexities of flying the superior race, try Klingon.   Or Romulan, if you must.

Or you could go to the dog pound.

Your choice.



THUS BEGINS THE WINTER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!!


J'inn the Surly





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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2005, 10:41:47 am »
Oh yeah, one small pont.

If I die on this server it's MadElf's fault. 

Everything I am today as a D2 Captain is a reflection of his skills.


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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2005, 01:46:28 pm »
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2005, 02:11:12 pm »
J'inn-bashing hobby? YOU'RE the one who says "Oh no, not again!" when I start a mission blindly.

Why blame it on us? :)
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2005, 02:16:52 pm »
<smoke coming out of ears>

()*#$&*()&#*(#&)#*(#&_#&*(_#!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE THIS TIME!!
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2005, 02:17:09 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 02:11:12 pm
J'inn-bashing hobby? YOU'RE the one who says "Oh no, not again!" when I start a mission blindly.

Why blame it on us? :)
.. heck, check these out....

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Any particular reason you keep screenies of J'inn begging for mercy around there FS?

Sicko...

(Youy flying on SGO btw?)
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2005, 02:19:09 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on January 18, 2005, 02:17:09 pm
(Youy flying on SGO btw?)

I don't know. Dizzy servers scare me.
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2005, 02:30:17 pm »
+1 Karma for admitting fear. But it isn't warranted because with you, FS, and Hexx, J'inn, Madelf and myself flying for the Coalition, who could possibly stand in our way of complete and total victory?

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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2005, 02:31:25 pm »
Quote from: Dizzy, the Slave Girl Pimpmaster on January 18, 2005, 02:30:17 pm
+1 Karma for admitting fear. But it isn't warranted because with you, FS, and Hexx, J'inn, Madelf and myself flying for the Coalition, who could possibly stand in our way of complete and total victory?



PREACH IT BROTHER DIZZY!!

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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2005, 02:38:00 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 02:19:09 pm
Quote from: Hexx on January 18, 2005, 02:17:09 pm
(Youy flying on SGO btw?)


I don't know. Dizzy servers scare me.


You know you'll have a blast flying Alliance FS.  Come see how the other half live   ;D

Oh, and speaking of classic J'inn Screenshots . . . .

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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2005, 02:43:11 pm »
FINE!!!

I was going to be nice and all.   But now . . . .


FOLKS!!   I also spent a lot of time getting trained by Die Hard recently.

So . . .  everything I am now is a direct reflection of DH's and MadElfs skills!!!

Either I kick butt this server OR THEY SUCK!!!

Stay tuned for the exciting final answer.


Screen shot me will ya?

<snicker>

<scampers off>

 


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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2005, 02:43:20 pm »
Quote from: Dizzy, the Slave Girl Pimpmaster on January 18, 2005, 02:30:17 pm
+1 Karma for admitting fear. But it isn't warranted because with you, FS, and Hexx, J'inn, Madelf and myself flying for the Coalition, who could possibly stand in our way of complete and total victory?

Hexx, and J'inn. ;)
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2005, 02:48:46 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 02:43:20 pm
Quote from: Dizzy, the Slave Girl Pimpmaster on January 18, 2005, 02:30:17 pm
+1 Karma for admitting fear. But it isn't warranted because with you, FS, and Hexx, J'inn, Madelf and myself flying for the Coalition, who could possibly stand in our way of complete and total victory?

Hexx, and J'inn. ;)

HMM, FS that sounds like a challenge.  Fly Fed  ;D
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2005, 02:49:15 pm »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on January 18, 2005, 02:48:46 pm
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 02:43:20 pm
Quote from: Dizzy, the Slave Girl Pimpmaster on January 18, 2005, 02:30:17 pm
+1 Karma for admitting fear. But it isn't warranted because with you, FS, and Hexx, J'inn, Madelf and myself flying for the Coalition, who could possibly stand in our way of complete and total victory?

Hexx, and J'inn. ;)

HMM, FS that sounds like a challenge.  Fly Fed  ;D

Hrm..
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2005, 02:52:45 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on January 18, 2005, 02:17:09 pm
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 02:11:12 pm
J'inn-bashing hobby? YOU'RE the one who says "Oh no, not again!" when I start a mission blindly.

Why blame it on us? :)
.. heck, check these out....

http://pet.dhs.org/~firesoul/sfc2/gw2/scr00008.jpg
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Any particular reason you keep screenies of J'inn begging for mercy around there FS?



That ain't nothing. You should see my file on J'inn. It includes a little film of J'inn preforming his signature move.
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2005, 02:56:17 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 02:49:15 pm
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on January 18, 2005, 02:48:46 pm
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 02:43:20 pm
Quote from: Dizzy, the Slave Girl Pimpmaster on January 18, 2005, 02:30:17 pm
+1 Karma for admitting fear. But it isn't warranted because with you, FS, and Hexx, J'inn, Madelf and myself flying for the Coalition, who could possibly stand in our way of complete and total victory?

Hexx, and J'inn. ;)

HMM, FS that sounds like a challenge.  Fly Fed  ;D

Hrm..

I bribed Corbomite for GW, I have no problem with stooping again to such levels of debauchery.

Did I mention Fed PFs rock?   ;D
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2005, 02:56:44 pm »
Quote from: Kroma on January 18, 2005, 02:52:45 pm
That ain't nothing. You should see my file on J'inn. It includes a little film of J'inn preforming is signature move.

The Rocky Horror Gong Show?  ;D
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2005, 02:57:41 pm »
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2005, 03:09:29 pm »
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2005, 03:12:19 pm »
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2005, 03:23:30 pm »
Lyrs need ya FS. Frickin good guys have enough captains. Unless DH cuts out the low guy on the totem pole with his usual top notch pilot bribes again, you wont ever see anything bigger than a CB. Dont steal from the less fortunate. ;)

However, Lyrs are swimming in ships and I hear Hexx is givng out some Dreads and BC Tenders. ;)
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2005, 03:26:08 pm »
Well, I'm not signup up, at least not yet. I have other SFC things I want finished first.. and I want this to begin to decide on which side it would be funnier for me to join. ;)

so I am making no commitments at this time except for the projec tI am currently trying to wrap up. ;)
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2005, 03:46:30 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 03:26:08 pm
Well, I'm not signup up, at least not yet. I have other SFC things I want finished first.. and I want this to begin to decide on which side it would be funnier for me to join. ;)



What can be funnier than flying with me and Kroma while killing J'inn, Hexx, and Dizzy?  That's a no-brainer.  ;D
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2005, 06:16:51 pm »
Speaking of No Brainers I just noticed the Lyran BBV doesn't seem to
have made the current shiplist.
Any chance on it getting in for the final one?
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2005, 06:56:24 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on January 18, 2005, 06:16:51 pm
Speaking of No Brainers I just noticed the Lyran BBV doesn't seem to
have made the current shiplist.
Any chance on it getting in for the final one?


Who you talking to?
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2005, 06:57:08 pm »
Hexx, always putting all his eggs in one neat little basket... Bad bunny.
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2005, 07:06:12 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 06:56:24 pm
Quote from: Hexx on January 18, 2005, 06:16:51 pm
Speaking of No Brainers I just noticed the Lyran BBV doesn't seem to
have made the current shiplist.
Any chance on it getting in for the final one?


Who you talking to?

Not you FS sorry, don't think you have any of the CJ Lyran Carriers in OP4.0 do you?
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2005, 10:37:44 pm »
Actually from all indications, Romulans will likely be the ones short of pilots, I'd recommend players as yet uncommitted to consider them.
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2005, 03:22:08 am »
hehe always nice to see a screenie with the words "Damn Maverick" In it

I feel loved...
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2005, 08:47:08 am »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on January 18, 2005, 03:46:30 pm
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 03:26:08 pm
Well, I'm not signup up, at least not yet. I have other SFC things I want finished first.. and I want this to begin to decide on which side it would be funnier for me to join. ;)

What can be funnier than flying with me and Kroma while killing J'inn, Hexx, and Dizzy?  That's a no-brainer.  ;D

If you fly Fed, FS, I swear I'll eat my Starfleet issue boots.  I won't need them.  I'll have to iceskate around, as hell will have frozen over. <snicker>  ;D
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2005, 09:30:02 am »
Quote from: FPF-Wanderer on January 20, 2005, 08:47:08 am
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on January 18, 2005, 03:46:30 pm
Quote from: FireSoul on January 18, 2005, 03:26:08 pm
Well, I'm not signup up, at least not yet. I have other SFC things I want finished first.. and I want this to begin to decide on which side it would be funnier for me to join. ;)

What can be funnier than flying with me and Kroma while killing J'inn, Hexx, and Dizzy?  That's a no-brainer.  ;D

If you fly Fed, FS, I swear I'll eat my Starfleet issue boots.  I won't need them.  I'll have to iceskate around, as hell will have frozen over. <snicker>  ;D

So you're saying flying Fed is like being in hell?  Having flown many of your ships I think I'll agree, except the BB is the only one that can move at a decent speed and charge weapons (that's not a droner).
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2005, 12:45:49 pm »
Nah. He's saying that me, FireSoul, flying Fed will cause hell to freeze over.
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2005, 10:41:21 am »
Just wait till you guys get a look at the new FireHawk.   ;)
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2005, 10:49:54 am »
Ummm Elfy.

I assume you will stick to me like glue for the entire server.  It just wouldn't do for your star pupil to get killed now would it?  Heh Heh  <ahem>

PLEASE!!!
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2005, 10:53:55 am »
Elf's flying Fed  ;D

(at least that's the rumor I'm starting . . . )
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2005, 10:58:06 am »
I told him I'd give him a DN if he claimed the bounty we are putting on you. He agreed. Edit: unless I get you first. Either way, your death will be horrible.
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2005, 11:00:07 am »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on January 21, 2005, 10:53:55 am
Elf's flying Fed  ;D

(at least that's the rumor I'm starting . . . )


WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MADELF!!  Say it ain't so!!
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2005, 12:00:26 pm »
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Quote from: FPF-DieHard on January 21, 2005, 10:53:55 am
Elf's flying Fed  ;D

(at least that's the rumor I'm starting . . . )


WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MADELF!!  Say it ain't so!!

It ain't so.   :P
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Re: The MADELF Factor
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2005, 02:40:08 pm »
That is because he is flying ISC.....

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