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Offline FPF-DieHard

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Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« on: January 15, 2005, 07:53:24 pm »
 Let's see who replies  ;D
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Re: Don't stick your member in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2005, 08:03:05 pm »
it hurts :P
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2005, 08:06:48 pm »
What if you are toasting pussy cat?  ;D
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2005, 08:12:31 pm »
Technically as long as you don't turn it on..
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2005, 10:47:27 pm »
You guys can actually "fit" into those skinny little slots???  :skeptic:
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2005, 10:52:00 pm »
in, yes.....  out is a whole other matter :P
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2005, 10:53:51 pm »
LOL Suuuuure. ;)
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2005, 11:12:40 pm »
Just goes to show how far Die Hard will go to put it between a pair of buns..... :o
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2005, 08:31:19 am »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on January 15, 2005, 11:12:40 pm
Just goes to show how far Die Hard will go to put it between a pair of buns..... :o

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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2005, 08:33:19 am »
Quote from: Maxillius on January 16, 2005, 08:31:19 am
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on January 15, 2005, 11:12:40 pm
Just goes to show how far Die Hard will go to put it between a pair of buns..... :o

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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2005, 07:14:45 am »
Personally, I prefer to use the broiler part of the oven.  You know. the low section, where you can really have your schween close to the fire.

Then once it is nice and crispy, I smother it with cream cheese, then stick it back in the oven to melt a little.

Toasters are for ameteur.
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2005, 07:39:06 am »
Do you like to toast your buns Kim?
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2005, 07:44:21 am »
Toasted buns are always nice.

If they are not toasted then they at least should be warm throuoghly, don't you agree?
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2005, 09:40:42 am »
Just put a little butter on it.....you'll be fine.


And have you seen the bagel toasters???  They're slots are quite large.
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2005, 09:50:02 am »
Is this the new "J'nn: You Bastard!" thread?
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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2005, 09:54:05 am »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on January 18, 2005, 09:50:02 am
Is this the new "J'nn: You Bastard!" thread?

I would ask that my good name and a thread about sex with kitchen appliance never cross.  Thank you very much.

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Re: Don't stick your schween in a toaster (Part III)
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2005, 02:51:22 pm »
Quote from: Mace on January 18, 2005, 09:40:42 am

And have you seen the bagel toasters???  They're slots are quite large.

So is my...um, nevermind. This isnt H&S.  ;)
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