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Offline KAT J'inn

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Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« on: January 17, 2005, 01:47:58 pm »
So  . . . .   It started innocently enough.

Scippy called me last night and asked me to dinner.  Along with Shop Rex and Dr. Nyet (Scippy's new wife)

So I told him I'd think about it and call him back this morning.  (I'm mean really,  sould any one really want to be around a newlywed Gorn and his wife?  All that groping and french kissing in public.  AND THAT TONGUE!!!      EWWWWWWWWWWWW)

Anywho.   In an extreme display of lack of better judgment I told Shop Rex.  She SAID we WERE going. <sigh> and that SHE WOULD pick the restaurant as Scippy and I are idiots that cannot be trusted.

<sigh>

Well we go to dinner tonight at 6:00 PM.

Oddly, the restaurant is located right in the middle of the biggest shopping mall in the Washington DC Metro area.

Also, I saw Shop Rex madly cutting coupons out of the Sunday paper last night.
 
Pray for Scippy and I.

<sniff>
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el-Karnak

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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2005, 01:57:44 pm »
Tell  Shop Rex that today's Martin Luther King day and the malls are closed.

It might work....NOT!! *snicker*
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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2005, 02:02:13 pm »
Quote from: el-Karnak on January 17, 2005, 01:57:44 pm
Tell  Shop Rex that today's Martin Luther King day and the malls are closed.

It might work....NOT!! *snicker*

Riiiiiight   You just want to see her smack me upside the head dontcha.   By now she has:

1)    Called and confirmed hours of operation
2)    Drawn up a detailed assualt plan based upon sales ads
3)    Loaded a small tape recorder with a tape that plays "Stop Whinging J'inn and Walk Faster" repeatedly
4)    And is doing her pre-assualt warm up.  (It involves practice take down techniques of other shoppers that toucvh her stuff)


Oh yeah,


5) Called Dr. Nyet and worked out a combined time on target assult plan.  (Sorry Scippy, but welcome to the hell that is my life)




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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2005, 02:57:04 pm »
Hey Scippy, looks like you found a target for that bottled of blended at your house

<Snicker>
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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2005, 05:06:44 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on January 17, 2005, 02:57:04 pm
Hey Scippy, looks like you found a target for that bottled of blended at your house

<Snicker>

bwahahahaha!
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Offline KBF-Angel Slayer

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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2005, 06:30:56 pm »
Wow J'inn.  I am impressed.  Really.  Most men have to be married at least four years to get whipped that well.  You are ahead of the curve.
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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2005, 09:45:12 pm »
Quote from: Angel Slayer on January 17, 2005, 06:30:56 pm
Wow J'inn.  I am impressed.  Really.  Most men have to be married at least four years to get whipped that well.  You are ahead of the curve.


 :cuss:

I'm home. I survived. AND THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO SEE!!!   

Salt in my wounds.

bastards
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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2005, 10:46:36 pm »
Hmmmm....J'inn seems to have posted this approximately 45 minutes after the malls close.
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Offline KAT J'inn

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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2005, 10:50:09 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on January 17, 2005, 10:46:36 pm
Hmmmm....J'inn seems to have posted this approximately 45 minutes after the malls close.

Oh thank you sooo much for pointing that out.

bastard
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Offline Commander Maxillius

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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2005, 05:29:24 am »
J'in ol' buddy, you and SR should move out here, the malls close at 9 ;D
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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2005, 10:53:41 am »
   Now I know he is as well trained as most husbands.  How?  He took SR to the mall, and fed her.  She probably had his wallet laying on the floor twitching in agony, while the accountant at his credit card company was probably in nearly sexual frenzy at the charges ran up on the card.
   And...rather than having a personal rasslin' match after such self abuse, he is posting on the forum at after 11:00 at night.
   Spend a fortune and get nothing.  J'inn, you are truly an amazing individual.
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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2005, 11:41:51 am »
Yes, now I too have experienced the glory of standing in a hall waiting for SR to finish shopping in a store.  You know your friend's lady is a shop-aholic when it is your wife who says, "Wow, she's been in there a long time.  Should I go get her out?"

At least it gave J'inn and me time to plot the best way to crunch the ISC between us.

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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2005, 12:08:23 pm »
Quote from: Angel Slayer on January 18, 2005, 10:53:41 am

   And...rather than having a personal rasslin' match after such self abuse, he is posting on the forum at after 11:00 at night.
   Spend a fortune and get nothing.  J'inn, you are truly an amazing individual.

 :cuss:
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Re: Scippy and J'inn go to Hell
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2005, 12:29:16 pm »
Ever since we got a dog, we don't goto the malls much cuz the dog is stuck in the car.

"Oooh!! We can't leave poor little puppy dog in the car while we shop...we gotta go!! we gotta go!!"

Karnak executes  "Dog defeats SR's mall cravings" plan with perfection.

*trumpets blare glorious TADAs*

But, now we are always going to PetsMart so SR can  buy new doggie toys that are guaranteed to be chewed up into oblivion within 30 minutes of usage.  In addition, THE DOG also goes P00P on PetMarts floor in front of all those strangers.  :o

SR:  "You gotta pick that up, you know *snicker*"

THE DOG Stikes Back and executes  "Dog takes Master for a walk at PetsMart" plan with perfection.

*trumpets blare victorious Arf, Arf!!*

Plan B is to go to the dog park.  There THE DOG rolls in muds and occasionally gets in dogfights with SR anxiously prodding me to get that 80 pound Pit Bull off my mischievious 55 pound Lab.  Then, it's SR prodding me to pick up all the dog slobbered over tennis balls in the dog park just so THE DOG can go play chase the ball again while I get tendonitis in my right elbow. Plus, THE DOG never brings back the ball all the way but instead dumps it about halfway back. So, SR is now prodding me to go down the hilll to go get the balls FULL OF DOG SLOBBER!!   :'(

THE DOG piles on and executes  "Dog runs Master ragged, with an assist from SR, at the dog park" plan with perfection.

*trumpets blare victorious Arf, Arf, Woof, Woof!!*

Plan C:  Shopping is not that bad after all...now, if they only served Purina Puppy Chow at the Mall Food Court :D

THE DOG:  "Arf!! Arf!!"

Karnak:  "Here, have another tasty treat even though you won't bring the ball back next time" 

*sigh*
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