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Failed Resterant names..
« on: January 09, 2005, 05:03:51 pm »
#1 GI Bleeds.

#2 The Boill

#3 The Fly pit.

#4 EAT AT JOES OR DIE.

#5 The Runny Crusty TB scab.

#6 Janet Renos.

#7 The Floor.

#8 The Bleeding gums.

#9 Grannies toilet.

# 10 Methodone Hut.


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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2005, 09:52:02 pm »
Well, this isn't a joke, but it's funny.  Growing up in Fayetteville, NC, down on Hillsboro St.  The Garrett resturaunt was right next door to the Garrett Funeral Home.. :screwloose:

I never ate there...
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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2005, 10:08:47 pm »
Well, this isn't a joke, but it's funny.  Growing up in Fayetteville, NC, down on Hillsboro St.  The Garrett resturaunt was right next door to the Garrett Funeral Home.. :screwloose:

I never ate there...

Finger food anyone?
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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2005, 05:03:10 am »
Well, this isn't a joke, but it's funny.  Growing up in Fayetteville, NC, down on Hillsboro St.  The Garrett resturaunt was right next door to the Garrett Funeral Home.. :screwloose:

I never ate there...

Finger food anyone?

As long as it's "Feddie Fingers"    The Preferred Kzin Snack Food ;D


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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2005, 05:37:33 am »
Not sure about this one, they might be doing good business.....


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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2005, 12:41:53 pm »
Always liked "Dick's Last Resort" down in Myrtle Beach, SC.  Where else can you get decent food and insulted at the same time?
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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2005, 04:34:03 am »
Forget about my place of employment Bear?

That Bartender is a real smartass  ;)

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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2005, 03:41:55 am »
Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn

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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2005, 07:35:04 am »
Forget about my place of employment Bear?

That Bartender is a real smartass ;)

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Oh, I know... but your style is individual.... it is policy at Dick's! ;D
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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2005, 09:01:12 am »
There is one at Lake Eufala Oklahoma called the "Lake Eufala Inn".
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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2005, 12:06:29 pm »
Red Clam Inn...
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Re: Failed Resterant names..
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2005, 03:57:47 am »
 One of my favorites is Dirty Dicks Crab house in Hatteras Island NC .

 Their slogan is "I got crabs from Dirty Dick" :) 

 I buy a tee shirt every year we go for vacation.