Oh God.
Hexx is head honcho.
His name didn't change to 5 foot 8 inches... it means 5 centimeters, 8 milimeters... and he's bragging about it!
We are so screwed, and not by any of Hexx's physical attributes!
Listen, ISC dorks, when you conquer us, you don't need to gentle us with the removal of the testicles... just look at our leader: 5 centemeters, 8 milimeters! Impregnation is impossible, so leave our gonads alone!