Another Day at Julin?s
International
Shoppe of
Cheeses . . . .
762: Hello I?d like to buy some cheese please.
Julin: I?m sorry sir, but we don?t sell cheese here.
762: <sputter> Excuse me? But this is the International Shoppe of Cheese is it not.
Julin: YES SIR!!! Established in 2254 by my Granddaddy Pa Froggy!!
762: Well then I?d like to purchase some cheese to fly on Slave Girls 4.
Julin: Excellent sir, but I?m afraid we don?t sell any cheese here.
762: WHAT!!! Then what are those CCZ you have in the window that smell of Roquefort?
Julin: Erm, those? Those aren?t cheese! They are Heavy Command Crusiers.
762: Yes, well the entire Hydran shiplist has other names too but <whispers> it?s all cheese.
Julin: Very good sir, but we don?t sell cheese here.
762: But the sign out front bloody well says Shoppe of Cheese!! Not shoppe of parrots! Not shoppe of yetis! It?s says cheese!! Are you daft man!!
Julin: Well sir, if you are going to be rude . . . .
<another customer walks in>
Chuut: Hiya, I?d like to but some cheese please.
Julin: What brand?
762: <sputter> NOW LOOK HERE!!!
Chuut: I?d like a BBZ with all the trimmings please.
Julin: Well one just came in yesterday <opens drawer marked ?Brie?>
Chuut: Excellent.
762: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN?T SELL CHEESE HERE!!!
Julin: We don?t!!
762: Then what is that bloody pungent lump of cow fat you have there!! <points at BBZ>
Julin: Why it?s a BBZ.
762: It?s cheese!!
Julin: It is not cheese!!
762: <Waives air towards nose> It smells like a french whore house!! It?s cheese!!
Julin: Well I assure you sir, I wouldn?t know what that smells like.
<Blade walks in>
Blade: I?ll take a whole load of Caveat IIIs please.
Julin: Very good sir!
762: HOW CAN YOU NOT SELL CHEESE IF YOUR STORE IS CALLED THE BLOODY INTERNATIONAL SHOPPE OF BLOODY CHEESES!!!!
Julin: It?s just a name sir. But I assure you we don?t sell cheese.
762: You have a barrel of crackers by the front door!
Julin: I get hungry!
762: I demand cheese and I demand it now!!
Julin: <ignoring 762> Here are your Caveats IIIs sir.
Blade: Why thank you!
762: THEY?RE WRAPPED IN CHEESE CLOTH!!!
Julin: Yes, sir they are.
762: ARRGHHHHH!!! <storms out>
Julin: What an odd fellow.
Blade: Quite.
Julin: Would you like some wine with your order sir!
Blade: Why yes I would!!
762: <sticks head in> AND I SUPPOSE THAT?S NOT WINE!!!
Julin: Grape juice sir.
762: Arrrghhhh!!!! <storms back out>
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J?inn
5th Ring of Hell
Hedonist Torture Area
Ottawa, Canada
Thank you.
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