Topic: A List of Demands to the KBF

[KAT J'inn]

LYRAN DEPARTMENT OF DEMANDS AND GRAFT

To:  The Klingon Black Fleet

FM: Overlord J'inn

Re:  Lyran/Klingon Protocols


Greetings allies.  First off allow me to take care of the essentials . . .  ALL HAIL THE LYRAN EMPIRE AND FIRST OVERLORD HEXX!!!

Okay then.  Here are our demands . . .


1)  Grant me access to the Coalition Forums RIGHT THE HELL NOW!!!  I applied a full 24 hours ago and I still don't have access.

2)  I need Vetrilooloolll,lllll   Voice and I need it now.

3)  T-Bombing, tractoring into rocks or any other deep space "BOO BOOS" are unacceptable.

4) You will address each Lyran Player as Overlord Hexx,  Overlord J'inn, etc.    Your royal highness is acceptable also.

5)  PLEASE PLEASE.  If on a planet. PLEASE stay down wind from us.  PLEASE!!!!

6)   Remember,  we get the prisoners after you are done with them.  Don't ask why.

7)   We expect that all of our Capital Ships will be escorted and protected at all times.

8 )  Whenever you see an Overlord online you are to IMMEDIATELY ask permission to fly his wing and protect him.

9)  Please refrain from burping, cussing, or otherwise being uncivil on voice comms.  It is uncalled for.

10)  First Overlord Hexx's butt is to be kissed at all times.  make it so.

Well then, I hope we all enjoy the war greatly.  I expect it to be fun, fun, fun. 

Oh I forgot one.

11)  Always kill Chuut.

There we go.

Cordially,

THE LYRAN EMPIRE

[likkerpig]

12) Give us some of your bumpy headed chicks too!

[KAT J'inn]

Well it seems after my List of Demands was sent I was IMMEDIATELY granted access.  I'd say thank you to whoever did it but such statements are pedestrian.

I'm glad to see all is proceeding as planned however.

Meow.

[Hexx]

13) You may read, or hear, references to yourselves as "Cannon Fodder"
-it's a term of endearment really, it simply doesn't translate well

14)In order to provide your allies with the resources we may require. You may occasionally
be asked to provide us with build or conversion points.
We promise not to take more than one a cycle.

15)For Ventrillo -speak when spoken to.

Remember your attention to all the fine details are what will make this coalition work
And remember, don't think of them as"demands"
Think of them as "non-negotiable terms", or perhaps"laws to live by"

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

3)  T-Bombing, tractoring into rocks or any other deep space "BOO BOOS" are unacceptable.

Ahh so that is why J'inn isn't flying ISC.......

[KBFLordKrueg]

LYRAN DEPARTMENT OF DEMANDS AND GRAFT

To:  The Klingon Black Fleet

FM: Overlord J'inn

Re:  Lyran/Klingon Protocols


Greetings allies.  First off allow me to take care of the essentials . . .  ALL HAIL THE LYRAN EMPIRE AND FIRST OVERLORD HEXX!!!

Okay then.  Here are our demands . . .


1)  Grant me access to the Coalition Forums RIGHT THE HELL NOW!!!  I applied a full 24 hours ago and I still don't have access.

2)  I need Vetrilooloolll,lllll   Voice and I need it now.

3)  T-Bombing, tractoring into rocks or any other deep space "BOO BOOS" are unacceptable.

4) You will address each Lyran Player as Overlord Hexx,  Overlord J'inn, etc.    Your royal highness is acceptable also.

5)  PLEASE PLEASE.  If on a planet. PLEASE stay down wind from us.  PLEASE!!!!

6)   Remember,  we get the prisoners after you are done with them.  Don't ask why.

7)   We expect that all of our Capital Ships will be escorted and protected at all times.

8 )  Whenever you see an Overlord online you are to IMMEDIATELY ask permission to fly his wing and protect him.

9)  Please refrain from burping, cussing, or otherwise being uncivil on voice comms.  It is uncalled for.

10)  First Overlord Hexx's butt is to be kissed at all times.  make it so.

Well then, I hope we all enjoy the war greatly.  I expect it to be fun, fun, fun. 

Oh I forgot one.

11)  Always kill Chuut.

There we go.

Cordially,

THE LYRAN EMPIRE

1&2: This has been addressed.

3:This is S.O.P. with the Klingons. You'll get used to it. Be glad Nail is flying ISC.   

4:Yeah, we hear ya. 

5:NP, your party will always be the first ones Planetside, just before the last wave of Drones hit. 

6:Klingons do not take prisoners. Survivors who did not die in battle have no Honor.

7:Depends on who's the Captain, of course.

8:See #4

9:You're obviously used to TeamSpeak. Voice comms with the Klingons is maintained with strict discipline! 

10:See #4

11:Of course.

[FPF-DieHard]

12) Give us some of your bumpy headed chicks too!

Can't you just whack a normal chick in the head with a mallet a few times?

[KAT J'inn]

1&2: This has been addressed.

3:This is S.O.P. with the Klingons. You'll get used to it. Be glad Nail is flying ISC.   

4:Yeah, we hear ya. 

5:NP, your party will always be the first ones Planetside, just before the last wave of Drones hit. 

6:Klingons do not take prisoners. Survivors who did not die in battle have no Honor.

7:Depends on who's the Captain, of course.

8:See #4

9:You're obviously used to TeamSpeak. Voice comms with the Klingons is maintained with strict discipline! 

10:See #4

11:Of course.

Excellent.   I'm glad we are all working on the same page then.  It's good to know that the Shock Troops are well trained.  Nevertheless this could be a grueling war.  Minding the Rear Echelons can be sooooooo dull.   But I'll carry on.  Stiff upper lip and all that.  It's what we high born do.

Hmm, I must check on the scotch supply for the   I.L.S. Vox Maximus.  I do hope these Lyran Heavy Dreadnaughts have adequate Command Staterooms.

I must check on the drone lauch systems as well.   

Hmmm,  Hexx said that these ships can turn on a dime.  WIth this design I would think they would move like a drunken pig.  But I suppose The First Overlord knows his ships.  He is an actual Lyran after all, and one of their best military minds.

Yes, this should be easy.

YAWN

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

See J'inn the Klingons do love ya, I see a couple of em preparing to act as your escorts now....



<Snicker>

[LordSaxon]

See J'inn the Klingons do love ya, I see a couple of em preparing to act as your escorts now....



<Snicker>

That's just wrong on so many levels. Consider yourself targeted for elimination you bad little Kitty.

KBF LordSaxon

[KAT J'inn]

Well I do appreciate the assistance of the KBF but if Krueg doesn't get his left hand off of my hind quarters I'm going to disembowel him!

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Consider yourself targeted for elimination you bad little Kitty.

KBF LordSaxon

Oh, since the Lyran Empire placed there entire bounty on me on my first major server, I've always considerd that to be the case.  Hasn't seemed to make much of a difference however.......

[762_XC]

Consider yourself targeted for elimination you bad little Kitty.

We got dibs on the bastard already!

[Hexx]

Chuut's flying ISC remember
Once he realizes he has to spend more than 2 minutes in mission he'll take himself out.

Are we using bounties this server?

Is Dizzy actually getting some kinda rules set  up or is it going to be a lsat minute thing?
<lazy bastiche>

And Krueg, please try and restrain yourself from molesting my officers.
If you want to do that I believe the Gorn are looking for more "pilots"

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Chuut's flying ISC remember
Once he realizes he has to spend more than 2 minutes in mission he'll take himself out.

Likely true, thats why I'll be chasing you around, 2 minutes should be plenty of time toput you in your lifepod......

[Hexx]

Please
By the end of day 1 (assuming the server ever actually starts) you'll have quit like all the other
ISC pilots waiting for the CCZ's & X's.

I'm actually thinking I'm going to pay attention this server and go undefeated in PVP.
It's time I showed you all what Lyran ships can do.

[Matsukasi]

Chuut's flying ISC remember
Once he realizes he has to spend more than 2 minutes in mission he'll take himself out.

Likely true, thats why I'll be chasing you around, 2 minutes should be plenty of time toput you in your lifepod......

I'm your Huckleberry.

< anticipes inevitable cartoon pic >

[762_XC]

I'm actually thinking I'm going to pay attention this server

Poop, does this mean I'll have to move out of a CL?

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Chuut's flying ISC remember
Once he realizes he has to spend more than 2 minutes in mission he'll take himself out.

Likely true, thats why I'll be chasing you around, 2 minutes should be plenty of time toput you in your lifepod......

I'm your Huckleberry.

< anticipes inevitable cartoon pic >

I thought that was Dingleberry



 

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I'm actually thinking I'm going to pay attention this server

Poop, does this mean I'll have to move out of a CL?

t00l in a light cruiser.....