Allow me to be of assistance . . . .
Dear Dizzy:
I feel your pain. Times like this can be difficult. I know what your are going through. Fisrt off, you have to translate from American to New Jerseyese. In New Jerseyese, the word <ahem> FUC& is a term of endearment. Or a term of anger. Or a term used to initiate mating. It depends on the exact inflection used.
Also, the term "HOE" when used means the speaker is not thinking about your conversation at all. Don't even try to continue with the conversation as there is ZERO blood flood to DH's brain at this juncture. Trust me.
Well I could go on, but that would not be in my best interest.
What would be in my best interest is for you to buy my book.
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Cordially,
J'inn