Topic: The Offical I killed Hexx on SG4 Thread. (Read 3335 times)

FVA_C_ Blade_ XC · « **on:** January 07, 2005, 04:20:26 pm »

<snickers>

Who will get him first?
Who will kill him the most?
Look here to find out!

Hexx · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:21:32 pm »

Uhmm, you DO know you're going to have to go through Pig & J'inn to get to me right?

FVA_C_ Blade_ XC · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:22:42 pm »

Quote from: Hexx on January 07, 2005, 04:21:32 pm

Uhmm, you DO know you're going to have to go through Pig & J'inn to get to me right?

And yer point?

Hexx · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:31:55 pm »

Uhmm why is this at the top o the foru...

UNSTICKY THIS!!!

You bastard!

FVA_C_ Blade_ XC · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:45:17 pm »

Thats Mr.Admin bastard to you runt.

Now git back onna da porch!

likkerpig · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:50:15 pm »

Quote from: Hexx on January 07, 2005, 04:21:32 pm

Uhmm, you DO know you're going to have to go through Pig & J'inn to get to me right?

<snicker>
<snort>
Hee hee hee
HAW HAW HAW

Thanks man, I needed the laugh!

Age · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2005, 05:08:02 pm »

OT.It is your fault Likkerpig I have snow out here and below average temps or maybe it all Hexxs fault.Kill Hexx Kill Hexx Kill Hexx Kill Hexx we all must Kill Hexx.

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2005, 05:09:18 pm »

BETA will go live Saturday or Sunday. Does that count?

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2005, 03:18:53 am »

Quote from: Hexx on January 07, 2005, 04:21:32 pm

Uhmm, you DO know you're going to have to go through Pig & J'inn to get to me right?

Somehow the image of Moses parting the Red Sea just entered my mind....

<Snicker>

KBFTrajan · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2005, 09:06:48 am »

Uhmm, you DO know you're going to have to go through Pig & J'inn to get to me right?

Well Likkerpig has already stated he wants to see how many ships he can lose, and Jinn is getting that new ship that self destructs when the missions start, looks like your on your own Hexx.

KBF Trajan

Villa64 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2005, 10:50:05 am »

If you did unsticky this, would it prevent it from being the top topic anyway, simply by nature of frequency of postings?

Villa

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2005, 01:52:48 pm »

IMPERIAL LYRAN DEPARTMENT OF ALIEN AFFAIRS

It has come to the attention of the Council of Overlords that the I..S.C. has issued an assassination decree against the beloved person of Overlord Hexx. The Lyran Government expresses it?s extreme outrage, shock and yes . . . horror at such a barbaric act.

Accordingly, we ask all of the civilized races and non-feline races to rise up against this I.S.C. threat. Why we hear tell that they actually enjoy watching Hallmark Theater Made for T.V. Movies. Sickness!!! Utter madness!!

Well, we could go on, but right now we need to order more Depends for Hexx as the battles that lie ahead will be . . . challenging.

Please note however, that the Council of Overlords has obtained the Blood Oath of the Klingon Black Fleet to protect Overlord Hexx by any means necessary.

The end of the I.S.C. Reign of Terror shall come swiftly.

ALL HAIL THE LYRAN EMPIRE!!!

Cordially,

The Council of Overlords

. . .If it ain?t furry, it ain?t fun.. . .

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2005, 02:19:19 pm »

Lies, nothing but Lies!

I mean why would we want to kill Hexx, put him in a lifepod sure but never actually kill him. If we did that a competent leader might take over the Lyran Empire, or even worse 'Pig might.....

I really don't want the image of what Likkerpig would do to the standard Lyran uniform, although the ball gag acessory might not be a bad idea.........

Julin Eurthyr · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2005, 10:39:54 am »

Dear Imperial Magistrate of Truth and Information, originally of the Mirak Star Hegemony:

Please bring some of your Mirak intelligence agents over to the Lyran office. It seems the Lyrans already there are nought but brainwashers under the employ of his Imperial Underlord, and they have already wroght their damage upon your skilled, and normally intelligent, brain.

Cause if you had proper Intel officers working for you, this is what you would have been advised.

1. The ISC navy does not watch the Hallmark Channel, the sole reason it is allowed to broadcast in Concordian space is that it keeps the ladies happy, and is slightly better than Lifetime, the Lyran propiganda channel. We prefer such channels as the History Channel (broadcasting the history of peace), and Court TV.

2. We do not have a bounty, shoot to kill, or other such "barbaric" order placed upon Hexx's head. Instead, we are focusing our attempts to bring this misguided individual to Concordia, Organia, or some nice peaceful Beach Resort planet in order to perform *ahem* psychic surgery *ahem* operations in order to bring Hexx's normal tendencies and natural intelligence to the fore, after having been repressed by Ex-Emperor Sten's last gift to Hexx, the Helm of Brilliance, 40 watt, which was disguised as Hexx's crown.

3. We cannot condone any Empire that allows stout officers like Likkerpig to quietly mold Policy of that Empire. We understand that Likkerpig is a valued officer, and that his skill in combat is obviously higher than the Imperial Underlord, but an Empire placed under the forced warship of Her Highness Martha Stewart is, obviously, a repressed regieme. Now, if the Lyrans were allowed to choose worship of Her Highness, then it wouldn't be so oppressive. Sadly, Hexx (under Likkerpig's influence), seems to disagree.

I'm sure there are lots of other, untruths, being sent to you at this time, therefore I'd recommend you quietly replace your intelligence staff and learn the Truth of the galaxy.

This message was forwarded to me by my Korvillar agents, which are nice, furry, felinoid llifeforms, that are looking out for one of their true foreign Idols, the minister of Debauchery himself.

KDS-KYTARH · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2005, 08:55:50 pm »

Please note however, that the Council of Overlords has obtained the Blood Oath of the Klingon Black Fleet to protect Overlord Hexx by any means necessary.

SPITS Bloodwine all over screen,,, WHAT!!! The Hell you did!

You got part of it right,, we swore a Blood Oath,,, but it involves T-Bombs,,, LOTS of T-Bombs!

Soreyes · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2005, 06:23:58 am »

Well tonight on the test server, I joined both Hexx and J'inn for a little bit of fun

Funny thing was as soon as I got in the same hex with them. Hexx signed off saying something about having to get some sleep.

Did do a mission with J'inn. I will say that Overlord J'inn was a true sportsman during the mission. Not once did he "Accidentally" loose any of his T-Bombs around my ship

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2005, 07:38:55 pm »

Oh boy, oh boy!!

I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HEXX AND J'INN HUNTING!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Green · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2005, 08:59:41 pm »

Quote from: Hexx on January 07, 2005, 04:31:55 pm

Uhmm why is this at the top o the foru...

UNSTICKY THIS!!!

You bastard!

I must agree with Hexx.

We all know he is going to die enough in SGO4 that the hourly posts announcing his latest death is sufficient to keep it on the first page. No need for a sticky.

Braxton_RIP · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2005, 11:12:56 pm »

********************
FROM: ISC Weapons R&D
TO: ISC Personell
********************

Weapons deployed. List Follows.

10 Dual Subspace Jammer/Hollywood Squares transmitter array
40 C-N Torpedo launcers
10k Cat Nip Torpedos
800 Flea Collars
1k Units Air Freshener
500 Large Animal Cages

Bonk · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2005, 06:10:01 am »

Unstickied for official SGO4 business threads... I'm sure this one will have a life of its own....

(lol, poor ol Hexx)

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #20 on:** January 21, 2005, 06:51:52 am »

Dear Unca' Jimmy Bob's Eastern Tennessee Sauce Hut:

I'd like to order one gross of Crow sauce please.

Sincerely,

J'inn

There we go, I should be able to resell it to the ISC and Alliance weasel for a nice profit.

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