Dear ISC
How are you today? Well I hope because I have some unfortunate news for you.
After careful examination of the map (and trying to keep our Klingon pet...allies from eating it)
We have come to the conclusion that in order to smite Feds & the eternally tacky "Mirdan" we have to go through you.
Here's the really bad news.
Currently offensive operations are planned for 2271. Our best estimates (often surprisingly accurate) would seem to suggest that
you won't develop a ship capable of dominatin the battlefield until at least 2279.Plus of course there's the question of pilot skill..
Now I realize you probably got confused at the first sentence (you
have chosen to fly ISC after all)
This essentially means that you will be getting beat on for eight (
game years before you can produce a ship that can make up
for the....handicap of your pilots.
After this time I think I can assure you that you won't have the ability to build any ships, not having any space left.
So why not save yourselves the trouble?
You know you're no match for the Lyran Empire nor our Romulan allies. Sure you can kick a few Klinks around, but there's hundreds
of them,and they keep coming back.
And who do you think is going to counterbalance us?
The Mirdan?-Please, this is the kind of list that will draw the super cheesey poof players to it, they'll try out the new toys, see that they're not that much better than the old toys and go back to playing with those goofy ships on UAW.
The Feds? LOL, Dh himself is trying to convince me not to build a Lyran DNH so he won't have to fight me in it, the rest of them are apparently trying to see who can out do Kroma's reign of terror in a CB.
So anyway, in the interest of Interstellar Harmony you should just not bother, you've all obviosuly signed up for the cheeseboat CCZ, and you won't ever get to use one.
Isn't that sad?
So in short, join someone else, join the Feds so we can have something to do (killing DH & Leboy over & over will get boring)
Or join the Klinks an we'll hopr for IFF malfunctions.
But if you persist in this "Join the ISC" I can promise you'll have a really short and boring gaming experience.
Corodially Yours
Hexx
Ship Assigner guy of the Lyran Empire.