Topic: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn! (Read 1213 times)

KDS-KYTARH · « **on:** December 31, 2004, 07:53:44 pm »

I, Kytarh have been missing from these forums for awhile. That is because i have been on a long range mission to find a secret weapon so horrible that is location has been kept secret for ages.

But I and the crew of the D'Ktagh have found this weapon and brought it back to the Klingon empire!

Jinn! We have found your arch enemy! FOAMY the SQUIREL! The only creature known to strike cold fear in Jinn's heart.

So you will know I am not bluffing we have video evidence of this creature in action, he has a message for you Jinn.

Click on the link below, and them click on the icon SQUIRREL SONG!

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

IndyShark · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2004, 08:05:09 pm »

Funny, I think the "jiggly butt" is more frightening........

likkerpig · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2004, 08:08:43 pm »

hexx should watch "small, medium, large"!
The only time he could call himself "tall"....

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #3 on:** January 01, 2005, 01:30:20 pm »

Damn Klingons. Never could trust them.

KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait. He's not Klingon. Erm.

WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

Whoa. Not good. Sounds like I'm barfing.

Ummmm.

OH SCREW IT!!

KDS-KYTARH · « **Reply #4 on:** January 01, 2005, 08:39:39 pm »

Klingons now have Squirrely Wrath! Be afraid,, be very afraid.

We have also developed a new deadly anti Jinn weapon, we have taken a shuttle and filled it with insane squirrels, when launched it flies through the enemies shields,,, and attaches itself to the enemy ships hull... and beams them all inside!!!!!!!!!

Commander Maxillius · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2005, 01:32:27 pm »

Missile Rack type T

3 speeds: 16, 24, and 32

warhead: TI: 4 tribbles TIV: 8 tribbles

upon launch, the missile's transporter is activated so that when it detects T-bomb placement ot AMD fire it transports itself closer to the enemy. once the missile breaks through the enemy's shields, the tribbles are transported at random throughout the enemy's ship (although we're told the randomizer targets the cargo hold and bridge for some reason)

missile itself does 1 point of damage to bare hull

Potemkyn · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2005, 01:44:44 am »

Quote from: KBF-KYTARH on January 01, 2005, 08:39:39 pm

Klingons now have Squirrely Wrath! Be afraid,, be very afraid.

We have also developed a new deadly anti Jinn weapon, we have taken a shuttle and filled it with insane squirrels, when launched it flies through the enemies shields,,, and attaches itself to the enemy ships hull... and beams them all inside!!!!!!!!!

Accursed squirrel drones!

Ahhhhhh!!!

Po~

CaptJosh · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2005, 07:25:37 am »

I think that "The Amityville Toaster" might be the funniest one on that whole page.

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