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Offline Hexx

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Dear Federation
« on: January 04, 2005, 05:14:22 pm »
Dear Federation Pilots.

I was going to write up this long winded post casuallly insinuating how pathetic
and useless the lot of you will be on SGO, but then I realized something.

You must already know that.

If you had any skills, brains, or were even fun to have around some other race would have long since let you fly their ships.


How sad.

It must really suck to be you.



My sincerest condolences.

Hexx
Ship Assigner guy of the Lyran Empire.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2005, 05:29:53 pm by Hexx »
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Re: Dear Federation
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2005, 05:23:02 pm »
The funny thing is, Your asking more Fed's to Blow you out of the sky.  ;)

Stephen

PS. The Clutch is near your Lower Left foot.  ;D
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Re: Dear Federation
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2005, 05:37:49 pm »
Well Hexx, I guess you live in your own little world, but it must be going ok there, or they would have kicked you out by now.  ;D
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Re: Dear Federation
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2005, 05:50:17 pm »
Quote from: Stephen on January 04, 2005, 05:23:02 pm
...The Clutch is near your Lower Left foot.  ;D

But can he reach it? <snicker>
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Offline Hexx

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Re: Dear Federation
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2005, 06:12:03 pm »
<sigh>

This will be such a dull server...
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Re: Dear Federation
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2005, 07:16:36 pm »
This should raise your spirits some Hexx:

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer.  It will now be possible for a man to literally "pour
himself a stiff one".  Obviously, we can no longer call this a "soft"
drink, and it gives new meaning to the terms "cocktails" and
"highballs".

Pepsi will market the new concoction under the name of "Mount and Do".    ;)


 
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Offline KAT J'inn

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Re: Dear Federation
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2005, 07:41:49 pm »
Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on January 04, 2005, 07:16:36 pm

Pepsi will market the new concoction under the name of "Mount and Do".    ;)


 


:rofl:  Now that's funny.

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Re: Dear Federation
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2005, 10:40:57 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on January 04, 2005, 05:14:22 pm
Dear Federation Pilots.

I was going to write up this long winded post casuallly insinuating how pathetic
and useless the lot of you will be on SGO, but then I realized something.

You must already know that.


My sincerest condolences.

Hexx
Ship Assigner guy of the Lyran Empire.

 :rofl:
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