Topic: Some Quotes heard from some Captains.

[Soreyes]

Chuut was heard yelling this on the bridge of his ship.
" Attention all lady cats! I am feeling very, very sexy! Can you hear me, lady cats?! My body is available! "

Lickkerpig has been heard to say this a few times.
"The only lifeforms the most basic single-celled protozoa, and me. Relationships would be difficult, but not impossible. "

DieHard has been known to utter the following many a time.
"There'll be time for introductions later, and maybe some sex. "

WarSears has been known to yell this just before going into battle.
"There's a bodybag out there with that scudball's name on it, and I'm doing up the zip. Anyone who gets in my way gets a napalm enema. "

Anyone going on a Deep strike with Maverick has been heard to mutter to themself.
"This sounds like a 12 change of underwear trip."

I was informed that I said the following at a meeting. Which was "What to do about the Klingon's"
"Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'."
 
 

[FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC]

Very subtle... but you gave it away by givng the abbreviation, lol.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

---S'Cipio

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist

--Likkerpig, speaking to Hexx

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

--Dynaverse Improvement Project (DIP)

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

--762, looking longingly at a bottle of Cutty Sark

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

--Likkerpig

I want to tell you a story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No'.

--Die Hard

I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe

-- Lepton

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

--Maverick

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down

--Maverick, talking about his Saturn

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door

--Nail

A blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there

--Mog, describing  J'inn trying to fly Lyran

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.

--Chuut

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock

--Kroma, on being a server admin.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell!

--Corbomite to an errant wingman

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member

--Hexx, relating to forum access

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury

--Gook

Vegetarian: Human word for lousy hunter

--Kzin saying

My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

--Kroma

[FPF-DieHard]

"Which way is left?"  - DH, 12/26/2004

[Commander Maxillius]

I can just imagine Joey from Friends saying that... actually....  I'll just picture you as Joey until a better mental image comes along

[Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385]

I was promised slaveboys! I want my slaveboys dangit!!!- AlienLXIX

[Hexx]

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results"
-DH, suggesting Kroma might want to try a different ship (GW4)

"I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that"
-Standard "Heavy Metal" rejection Letter from DH (GW4)

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you've got it made"
-J'inn

"Before a war military scince seems like a real science, like astronomy, after a war it seems more like astrology"
-Sign above KBF headquarters


"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. "
-Chuut, on trying to figure out how to win without drones.

[FPF-Jem]

LOL! 

That was great, although the first line in soreyes gave away where the rest of his came from 

[AlienLXIX]

I was promised slaveboys! I want my slaveboys dangit!!!- AlienLXIX

 
Gosh!  How well you know me! 

Damnit, Alien!  Quit talking to me!  You just made me HET into a planet!

-Any hetero male (Hstaphath to be precise)