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Offline Sirgod

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The Tech Humor joke thread.
« on: December 23, 2004, 12:38:01 pm »
 A woman was helping her husband set up his
computer, and at the appropriate point in the
process, told him that he would now need to
enter a password.. Something he will use to
log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood
and figured he would try for the shock effect to
bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the
computer asked him to enter his password, he
made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was
keying in
P...

E...

N...


I...


S...



His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:



















***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
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Re: The Tech Humor joke thread.
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2004, 04:56:35 am »
Jeez Stephan, that's as old as Sky is  :D

Since this is for humor...and I know many have seen it, but what the heck, its 10 to 5 in the morning...

http://sct.staghosting.com/

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Re: The Tech Humor joke thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2004, 10:14:59 am »
i got one:

how do you set a laserprinter on stun? ;D
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