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Offline Lord_Sloth

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Really funny and stupid people...
« on: December 17, 2004, 06:37:49 am »
I've read these on another board and decisded to post 'em here...

An uniform burgler who stole a 300-year-old violin, returned it to its owner's door in Munich, Germany, with a note complaining that it was out of tune. The violin was worth $80,000.

While lightening the load of a security van by 160,000 in May 1995, two robbers in Arlington, Texas, foolishly ignored the 23 Japanese tourists nearby. Although none of the visitors spoke English, they silently handed the police 39 pictures of the getaway car's license plate. The men were arrested soon after.

A purse snatcher ended up in the hospital when he tried to rob two women in the streets of Nice, France. The victims were burley transvestites who beat him up and left him with broken ribs.


More later...
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Offline Clark Kent

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Re: Really funny and stupid people...
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2004, 10:07:19 am »
Ahhhh, the original Optimus Prime...
Nothing beats him  He's the greatest ever.  Don't talk to me about any of the other little monions and prime wanna bes, the original is and always will be the best.
CK

But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica