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Offline KAT J'inn

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The Death of J'inn
« on: December 16, 2004, 02:19:00 pm »
So . . . .  How to explain this.

Well first off I believe strongly in the sancity of marriage.   I'm just a conservative guy that way.   So there should be married or not married.  None of this going steady BS!!

Well . . .  surprisingly . . . most women I date seem to disagree with this concept.   I guess they are just anti-marriage heathens <waives good old USA flag>  tsk.

So . . .  Good Old Shop Rex decides to throw a surprise birthday party for me last night.  But how would SR get all of my friends there.   How oh how???

Well . . . she grabbed my cell phone and copied all the names and numbers out of it.   :o

Imagine my surprise when I walked into a room and 5 women that I had hoped would never EVER EVER EVER see each other were all standing there talking to each other.    :o   :o   :o

I paniced and yelled   . . .  WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!!!

They all said Happy Birthday.   And then . . . they all looked at the large knife whose initial purpose had been to cut the cake.  Sadly, for me, I think the purpose of the knife changed at that moment.  <whimper>

Boy were they ever grumpy.

DEAR LORD BIRTHDAYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2004, 02:22:28 pm »
ShopOSaurus Rex , Can Read your kzinti scratch on your Phone? I thought she was More Reptillian then That.

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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2004, 02:47:06 pm »
I never put much stock in that good karma/bad karma thing, but your situation makes me wonder who you pissed off in a previous life...  :brickwall:
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Offline KAT J'inn

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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2004, 03:09:32 pm »
TO make it worse . . .  . the party was at my office.   Oh my Partners thought the whole thing was SOOOooooooooooooo funny.   BASTARDS!!!   They are still snickering.

My paralegal  (22 and hot BTW) told me that I am the worst "player" (her word not mine) she has ever met because most "players" (what ever the hell that means) know to never leave their cell phone lying around.

<grumble>

I may have a lot more SFC time coming up.  <sniff>



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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2004, 03:23:58 pm »
He-he... been there, done that... cell phone NEVER gets in GF's hands anymore.
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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2004, 03:31:32 pm »
Ask Die Hard to explain that term for you :P


But yeah, that had to suck.  Never EVER let the cell out of you sight, and if you must, make sure you have the kind that will accept a fractal encripted password lock on the phonebook portion.  In other words, NEVER EVER let the cell out of your sight!!!!
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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2004, 05:19:32 pm »
All you have to do is call. My stable doesn't have a jealous bone amongst them....
These two would love make your acquaintance:




Don't take my word for it, before LeRoy came to "work" for me, he was a satisfied customer!



So turn that frown upside down, just dial 1-900-pig-love ($4.95/min), get on the road to commitment free lovin'!
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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2004, 06:42:53 pm »
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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2004, 08:59:27 pm »
The unwritten rule... the enemy of my enemy is my ally, or in this, the ex-girlfriend of my ex-boyfriend is my ally...

How many lives does a cat have again??  :P
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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2004, 09:10:38 pm »
Quote from: FPF-TraceyG on December 16, 2004, 08:59:27 pm
The unwritten rule... the enemy of my enemy is my ally, or in this, the ex-girlfriend of my ex-boyfriend is my ally...

How many lives does a cat have again??  :P

Hmmmmm,....let me think...... how many times I've flown with Maverick as my wingman?
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Re: The Death of J'inn
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2004, 11:14:37 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on December 16, 2004, 02:19:00 pm
So . . . .  How to explain this.

Well first off I believe strongly in the sancity of marriage.   I'm just a conservative guy that way.   So there should be married or not married.  None of this going steady BS!!


Well, given the title of this thread, and the content of those first four sentences, I thought you were about to tell us that you'd popped the question to SR.

(No, seriously, I did)

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Imagine my surprise when I walked into a room and 5 women that I had hoped would never EVER EVER EVER see each other were all standing there talking to each other.    :o   :o   :o


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Really, J'inn, I'm laughing WITH you.  Honest.

Look on the bright side.  OK, maybe I can't think of a bright side.  But maybe if we can put our heads together we'll come up with one.

You know, at least they now all know about each other.  If at least two of them give you a call in the next week, you're golden!

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