Topic: LORDY LORDY A KAT Turns 40 Happy Birthday J'inn (Read 8924 times)

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **on:** December 15, 2004, 05:53:53 am »

Yup 40 and still has enough wind to blow out all those candles

As if a lawyer ever runs out of hot air.......

Happy Birthday J'inn

Hexx · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2004, 06:20:50 am »

Happy birthday J'inn!

oh right he's 40...

Happy Birthday J'inn!

Hope he can see that..

Musashi NCC-BR549 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2004, 07:06:47 am »

J'inn, hitting a benchmark like 40 years of age (especially when in close proximity to the Holiday Season) can bring on a bout of depression. Depression is a serious matter that can lead to major mental and even physical problems. It should be avoided at all cost. You are a lawyer. I suggest that you do what other lawyers normally do to remain in a happy frame of mind during such a stressful period: Find some sweet, innocent old lady out there who is minding her own business and not bothering anybody and sue her socks off. Take her to the cleaners. You'll feel better.

Happy Birthday, J'inn.

There's nobody on this board quite like you. I like the hell out of ya.

Hugs and kisses,

Mush the Therapist

762_XC · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2004, 07:09:46 am »

Happy Birthday J'inn!

Now how do I get 40 candles in this bottle of Dewar's?

C-Los · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2004, 07:29:02 am »

Happy B-Day !

Geesze...Your not that far behind me

Have a "Great Day" my friend...

Soreyes · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2004, 08:09:08 am »

Happy Birthday J'inn. May You have many many more.

deadmansix · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2004, 09:16:32 am »

happy 40th its all down hill from here but what a ride,may you have many years of of successful law suits ahead of ya my friend.

Capt Jeff · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2004, 11:16:34 am »

Happy B-Day J'inn !!

Sirgod · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2004, 11:16:46 am »

I heard J'inn went Hunting this year for his Birthday...

J'inn is out hunting. He nails a duck on the wing which falls into the yard of a broken down house.

Then J'inn climbs over the fence and is about to get the duck when a bent, bearded man comes out of the house with a shotgun in his hands.

"What ya doing", the old codger asks.
"Just getting the duck I shot", replied J'inn.
"Nope. It's on my property. It's mine.", the codger retorted.
"But I shot it!", J'inn argued.

The old codger thinks for a moment.

"Tell ya what. We'll do it the way we settled things in the old days. I get to kick you in the groin. Then, if you can stand up, you get to kick me. The one who can't get up loses and the winner keeps the duck."

J'inn looks at the frail looking old geezer, and immediately agrees.

The old man rears back and kicks J'inn square in the groin with his (hitherto not known about) steel-tipped boots. J'inn drops like a stone, retching and gagging, all curled up in the fetal position.

A few moments later he struggles to his feet, vomit dripping from his lips, and sneers back at the old man, and rasps, "OK gramps, MY turn!"

"Nah," the codger says, "you can have the duck."

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Happy birthday J'inn, and many more to one of the Funniest people I know.

stephen

KBFLordKrueg · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2004, 11:24:55 am »

Happy Birthday, Jinn...May you enjoy it!

FPF-Wanderer · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2004, 01:25:56 pm »

Happy Brithday, Oh fabulous furry one! May the coming year bring you a sharp decrease in forced shopping excursions.

That reminds me, I believe I have found footage of how J'inn and Shop Rex met...

WarSears · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2004, 01:31:31 pm »

Happy birthday Jinn.

likkerpig · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2004, 02:13:43 pm »

Happy birthday J'inn!
Start off with a few of these:

Then I'll send over one of the "girls" for you:

or:

You pick out whichever you want, on the house. Sorry, LeRoy isn't available, I left the basement unlocked and the little bugger got loose again...

IAF Lyrkiller · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2004, 02:17:24 pm »

HAPPY B-DAY J'INN, you old Katze.

KBFTrajan · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2004, 02:28:21 pm »

Happy birthday J'inn

KBF Trajan

Gook · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2004, 02:29:37 pm »

Happy bidet Will you old fart

Now you have reached the halcyon decade of achievement, you are longer a Geek, but a Gonk

Father Ted · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2004, 03:07:17 pm »

I guess we're going to have to start saying, "J'inn, You Old Bastard!"

Seriously, happy birthday!

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2004, 03:25:30 pm »

SNARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

el-Karnak · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2004, 03:31:28 pm »

Quote from: J'inn on December 15, 2004, 03:25:30 pm

SNARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But, I have not even said Happy B'Day and insulted you yet in order to make your blood pressure go up.

So, whatya snarling about?

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2004, 03:50:54 pm »

In a psychiatrist?s office somewhere in Potomac (think Beverly Hills East) Maryland . . . .

Dr.: Well J?inn, it?s been a while since you?ve been here.

J?inn: I had to save up first. <grumble>

Dr.: Come now I don?t cost that much.

J?inn: <grumble>

Dr.: <Lifts HUGE file and opens it> Let?s see. What brings you here. Oh yes, fear of the IRS.

J?inn: No I got over that.

Dr.: Really!

J?inn: Yeah I figure if I don?t file at all for long enough they won?t even know I exist.

Dr.: <sputter> Okay. Let?s see. Fear of really aggressive Foot Locker Saleswomen.

J?inn: <shudder> Let?s not talk about that.

Dr.: J?inn I swear they don?t do that with Reeboks.

J?inn: STOP IT! I?ll have nightmares!!

Dr.: Maybe Nikes <snicker>

J?inn: SHUT UP!!

Dr. Alright alright. What is it.

J?inn: <sniff> I TURN 40 TODAY!!! <curls in fetal position on couch>

Dr.: OH DEAR LORD!! I?m 55!!

J?inn: Yeah but you?re a geezer!!!!

Dr.: <sigh> Okay, what is wrong with being 40.

J?inn: I GOT A MAILER FROM AARP!!!! And I can?t go to Bob Evans ever again!!!

Dr.: WHAT!!

J?inn: They?ll ask me if I want to order of the Geezer Pleaser Menu!! I JUST KNOW IT!!!

Dr.: J?inn, calm down.

J?inn: Plus my fur is already white.

Dr. <sputter> Oh dear lord your not thinking your that alien cat thingy again?

J?inn: NOT THINGY IT?S KZINTI!!!! K-Z-I-N-T-I. Say it wrong again and I?ll disruptor your arse!!

Dr.: What are you pointing at me??

J?inn: My disruptor pistol. It?s set to lightly roasted.

Dr.: J?inn that?s your Mont Blanc pen. And if you can afford that I need to charge you more.

J?inn: <makes zapping motion with pen>

Dr.: J?inn

J?inn.: <zap> <zap>

Dr.: J?inn. Your ?disruptor? seems to be broken.

J?inn: DAMN LYRANS!!! They subatoged it.

Dr.: J?inn. You?re a middle aged human lawyer. Work with me here. Although I guess human and lawyer may be mutually exclusive.

J?inn: MIDDLE AGED!!!! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Dr. Oh dear. Look J?inn 40 is nothing!!

J?inn: Let see . .

1) MY KNEES HURT!!!

2) MY HIPS HURT!!!

3) I LIKE FOOTBALL BETTER THAN SEX!!! WELL ACTUALLY. HMMM. NEVER MIND.

4) I ACTUALLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF BOOZE!!

5) YOUNG GIRLS THAT I WANT TO NAIL CALL ME SIR!!!

6) WOMEN WITH MORE CRACKS ON THEIR FACE THAN MOUNT RUSHMORE ARE COMING ON TO ME!!

7) A SALEPERSON AT THE GAP ASKED IF I WAS THERE TO BUY SOMETHING FOR MY KIDS!!

8 ) MY SEX TALK HAS GONE FROM OOO BABY OOO BABY TO OYE MY BACK OYE MY BACK!!

9) AND MY FAMILY DOCTOR WANTS TO STICK HIS HAND UP MY BUTT ALL THE TIME AND ACTUALLY BILL ME FOR IT!!!

10) 40 SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr.: Well it could be worse. You could play online Star Trek Games. Now that would be sad.

J?inn: <stunned silence>

Dr. OH NO. NURSE!!! Cancel all of my appointments.

Sirgod · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2004, 03:55:07 pm »

Stephen

Commander Maxillius · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2004, 05:15:00 pm »

Quote

Dr.: Well it could be worse. You could play online Star Trek Games. Now that would be sad.

J?inn: <stunned silence>

Happy Birthday, may it go better than you're letting on

Capt_Bearslayer_XC · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2004, 05:32:09 pm »

Happy B-day Jinn.

Green · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2004, 05:57:03 pm »

Happy Birthday Will.

Grim · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2004, 06:41:41 pm »

Happy Birthday J'inn

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 15, 2004, 07:05:05 pm »

HAPPY 40^TH BIRTHDAY, GRAMPS!!!

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #26 on:** December 15, 2004, 09:01:56 pm »

40? Is he dead yet?

GDA-S'Cipio · « **Reply #27 on:** December 15, 2004, 10:09:09 pm »

Happy birthday, Will!

Quote from: J'inn on December 15, 2004, 03:50:54 pm

5) YOUNG GIRLS THAT I WANT TO NAIL CALL ME SIR!!!

Yes, that is a tragic day that leaves a deep scar on all of us. You know, there is only one thing you can do after this happens: stop looking for dates and start looking for weddings.

(And you thought birthdays were bad......)

-S'Cipio

FVA_C_ Blade_ XC · « **Reply #28 on:** December 15, 2004, 10:29:33 pm »

Happy Birthday J'inn!

You can thank me for the custom title later<snickers>

Dizzy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 15, 2004, 11:11:07 pm »

If you havent taken out a life insurance policy...NOW would be a good time! OMG 40... that's OLD!

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #30 on:** December 15, 2004, 11:43:51 pm »

Quote from: Scipio_66 on December 15, 2004, 10:09:09 pm

Happy birthday, Will!

Quote from: J'inn on December 15, 2004, 03:50:54 pm

5) YOUNG GIRLS THAT I WANT TO NAIL CALL ME SIR!!!

Yes, that is a tragic day that leaves a deep scar on all of us. You know, there is only one thing you can do after this happens: stop looking for dates and start looking for weddings.

(And you thought birthdays were bad......)

-S'Cipio

J'inn if its any consolation this happened to Scippy at age 25........

FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC · « **Reply #31 on:** December 16, 2004, 07:19:17 am »

Happy Birthday J'inn

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #32 on:** December 16, 2004, 02:04:59 pm »

Quote from: FVA_C_Blade_XC on December 15, 2004, 10:29:33 pm

Happy Birthday J'inn!

You can thank me for the custom title later<snickers>

BASTARD!

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #33 on:** December 16, 2004, 09:34:13 pm »

DAMN, YOU ARE OLD !! Oh yeah, Happy Birthday!!

A picture says a thousand words, here's proof.

J'inn on left, Scippy on right.

This was taken the night before his "cold" sent him to the hospital.

Oh, yeah, did I say Happy Birthday!! Hehehehe.

Agave

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #34 on:** December 16, 2004, 10:15:44 pm »

I seem to have forgotten to glue on my lips that evening. Memory is always the first to go.

BTW . . . Agave . . . have I mentioned that you are despicable lately?

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #35 on:** December 16, 2004, 11:02:15 pm »

Quote from: J'inn on December 16, 2004, 10:15:44 pm

I seem to have forgotten to glue on my lips that evening. Memory is always the first to go.

BTW . . . Agave . . . have I mentioned that you are despicable lately?

Ahhhhh. The warm glow of a friends love and admiration.

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #36 on:** December 17, 2004, 08:21:05 am »

Quote from: GDA-Agave on December 16, 2004, 09:34:13 pm

Ya still look like yer fourty, but nice try with the leather jacket

Sirgod · « **Reply #37 on:** December 17, 2004, 01:07:58 pm »

What's Funny, Is I watched an Old Favorite Movie Last night, Reversable Fortunes I think It was called where Derchowits (sp) handled the Claus Von Bullow case back in the Early 80's.

If Will let his hair grow out, He would look Just like the Harvard Law Professor who Won the case on appeal.

Stephen

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #38 on:** December 17, 2004, 01:56:10 pm »

Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on December 17, 2004, 08:21:05 am

but nice try with the leather jacket

BITE ME!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Age · « **Reply #39 on:** December 17, 2004, 02:58:06 pm »

Happy Birday big guy and have great day and LeRoy nice sig we do have something incomon.

FPF-DrAzteca · « **Reply #40 on:** December 17, 2004, 09:50:02 pm »

Happy B Day !!

Im getting closer to that mark myself

Hexx · « **Reply #41 on:** December 17, 2004, 10:08:03 pm »

Quote from: J'inn on December 17, 2004, 01:56:10 pm

Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on December 17, 2004, 08:21:05 am

but nice try with the leather jacket

BITE ME!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr

J'inn... buddy ..the anger.. what's with the anger?

Don't think of it as being 40...think of it as you still have 10..well less than 10 years until you hit the big 5-0.

CaptJosh · « **Reply #42 on:** December 17, 2004, 11:42:38 pm »

Gotta be carefull of the blood pressure at your age anyway, J'inn. >;D

Gook · « **Reply #43 on:** December 18, 2004, 05:10:08 am »

Hmmmmmmmmm, Will you left out the most terrible part of being 40+, its not the lack of sex drive, the fact that boyscouts want to help you accross the road, the receding hairline, the stiff joints, etc etc. It's :

EAR HAIR

Just thought I'd let you know

Oh and BTW, now Agave has posted your fizzog on the board, I will dig out that old "publicity" photo you sent me years ago of a budding YOUNG, DC Lawyer

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #44 on:** December 18, 2004, 06:43:35 pm »

Quote from: Gook on December 18, 2004, 05:10:08 am

Oh and BTW, now Agave has posted your fizzog on the board, I will dig out that old "publicity" photo you sent me years ago of a budding YOUNG, DC Lawyer

They had cameras back then?

Gook · « **Reply #45 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:38:08 pm »

Found it !!

Notice any difference between now and 10 years ago ?

Nah, Will was born OLD

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #46 on:** December 18, 2004, 09:55:24 pm »

Oh dear lord.

Hexx · « **Reply #47 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:06:21 pm »

Quote from: J'inn on December 18, 2004, 09:55:24 pm

Oh dear lord.

Oh you worry too much..
then again I'm sure Chuut won't save it... do nasty things with it..
and it's not like evryone who has read this message has saved the pic to be brought out whenever you're getting uppity...

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #48 on:** December 19, 2004, 12:11:51 pm »

After seeing this picture I still say Maverick has his father's ears

<Snicker>

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2004, 06:31:39 pm »

Quote from: Age on December 17, 2004, 02:58:06 pm

Happy Birday big guy and have great day and LeRoy nice sig we do have something incomon.

OOPS!

Been lookin' at Wanderer's Fed OOB. I used to have my reg. number up at 2037, but that's kinda high fer a BCF/BCV so I brought my NCC number in line with Wanderer's list

Any suggestions on a consistent reg. number, Wanderer?

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #50 on:** December 19, 2004, 06:37:02 pm »

I understand Hexx has claims on NCC 911 on those occassions he flies Federation, so might wanna avoid that one

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #51 on:** December 19, 2004, 06:54:55 pm »

Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on December 19, 2004, 06:37:02 pm

I understand Hexx has claims on NCC 911 on those occassions he flies Federation, so might wanna avoid that one

I thought that was the NCC-4', 9"...

Age · « **Reply #52 on:** December 19, 2004, 07:35:09 pm »

Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on December 19, 2004, 06:31:39 pm

Quote from: Age on December 17, 2004, 02:58:06 pm
Happy Birday big guy and have great day and LeRoy nice sig we do have something incomon.

OOPS! Been lookin' at Wanderer's Fed OOB. I used to have my reg. number up at 2037, but that's kinda high fer a BCF/BCV so I brought my NCC number in line with Wanderer's list

Any suggestions on a consistent reg. number, Wanderer?

It is really my number that needs changing when Pestalence ca do it sorry for taking up your birthday thread Jinn.

FPF-Wanderer · « **Reply #53 on:** December 19, 2004, 09:40:17 pm »

Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy

...Any suggestions on a consistent reg. number, Wanderer?

Hmmm...interesting question, LeRoy. Btw, I appreciate you taking the initiative in changing your reg number to 1771 in the first place.

In looking over my OOB list, the only BCF that is open is the Ogarkov (NCC-1763), a "historical" shipname, which in most instances I try to keep, particularly with the BC's (the CB list is the exception to this). Same with the two open BCV's, the Shangri-La and the Lemuria. I presume you would rather keep your current shipname of "Foxtrot". So you see my dilemma...

I could use the 'nickname' option; that is, listing you with the Ogarkov, but making a note that the ship's nickname is the Foxtrot, something I've done for a number of listings. For example, I have Hondo listed under the NCD Azov, but have a note that the ship's nickname is the "Love Machine"...In the end it's up to you, the OOB was meant more as an RP sort of thing, not a 'static' sort of list (as much as I'd like it to be, lol)...Btw, is that Rogue's BCG or BCF model you are using in your sigpic? I can't make out the ventral gunhouse.

Quote from: Age

It is really my number that needs changing when Pestalence can do it sorry for taking up your birthday thread Jinn.

Funny thing, Age, at some time (don't remember when), I put you and the Warrior into the OOB under NCC-1741, in the CB listings. Is that alright with you? And I wouldn't worry, I'm sure J'inn would rather have us talking about something else in this thread other than his AARP status <snicker>...

Age · « **Reply #54 on:** December 19, 2004, 10:23:06 pm »

The registry you assigned me is Fine Wanderer it is when Pestalence can change it in my sig.I am Fine with it.

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #55 on:** December 20, 2004, 08:58:51 am »

Quote from: FPF-Wanderer on December 19, 2004, 09:40:17 pm

Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy
...Any suggestions on a consistent reg. number, Wanderer?

Hmmm...interesting question, LeRoy. Btw, I appreciate you taking the initiative in changing your reg number to 1771 in the first place.

In looking over my OOB list, the only BCF that is open is the Ogarkov (NCC-1763), a "historical" shipname, which in most instances I try to keep, particularly with the BC's (the CB list is the exception to this). Same with the two open BCV's, the Shangri-La and the Lemuria. I presume you would rather keep your current shipname of "Foxtrot". So you see my dilemma...

I could use the 'nickname' option; that is, listing you with the Ogarkov, but making a note that the ship's nickname is the Foxtrot, something I've done for a number of listings. For example, I have Hondo listed under the NCD Azov, but have a note that the ship's nickname is the "Love Machine"...In the end it's up to you, the OOB was meant more as an RP sort of thing, not a 'static' sort of list (as much as I'd like it to be, lol)...

That sounds OK to me.

Quote from: FPF-Wanderer on December 19, 2004, 09:40:17 pm

Btw, is that Rogue's BCG or BCF model you are using in your sigpic? I can't make out the ventral gunhouse.

Yep, that's Rogue's BCG as a BCV.

And, yes, fer J'inn's sake let's try to keep this topic as OT as possible <chuckle>

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